Episode 47 – Student cafeteria


The Tale of Gerald Vader, the Heretic Knightโ€™s Rampage Through Another World


It was well past noon by the time the entire exam schedule had wrapped up.

With my mind and body completely exhausted and my stomach growling, I met up with Twina and Nora.

We headed straight for the student cafeteria on campus.

There are cafeterias near the classroom building, near the dorms, and one for faculty and staff, but we went to the one near the classroom building.

Naturally, the cafeteria was packed with the freshmen who had taken the exams today.

Among them were some familiar faces, like Bullfighting-kun and his entourage, but Klaus wasnโ€™t there.

Maybe he didnโ€™t have an appetite since heโ€™d apparently taken a beating to the stomach (?) during the practical exam.

Or maybe heโ€™d gone somewhere else?

In any case, I figured he probably wouldnโ€™t dare come over and talk to us with Twaina and Nora here.

โ€œWhoa, itโ€™s crowded in here.โ€

โ€œAh, Lord Gerald! Thereโ€™s a table over there.โ€

โ€œNora, nice one! Letโ€™s grab that spot then.โ€

โ€œIโ€™ll watch the bags, so you two go order the food. Iโ€™ll have the โ€˜Meat Sauce Pastaโ€™ I saw on the sign by the entrance. And donโ€™t forget to put sugar and milk in the coffee that comes with it, of course.โ€

โ€œYes, yes, as you wish, Swordmaker sama.โ€

โ€œWell then, shall we go order our food?โ€

Leaving Twina, who looked a bit tired from having to deal with the unfamiliar ordeal of an exam, at the table by the window, Nora and I went to get our food.

The sugar and milk are right by the counter, so as long as I just add as much as I can, it should be fine.

The dining system here involves ordering whatever you like from the counter next to your table and picking up your food right there.

The area behind the counter is the kitchen, where I could see several middle-aged women bustling about, stirring dishes in large pots and efficiently plating up the ordered meals.

Since the food is prepped in advance and the menu only has about a dozen or so items, I suppose this system works well enough to keep things running smoothly.

In the back, I could see large pots and cauldrons placed on a massive stove, with hot steam rising from them.

Oh, that stove is a magical device that generates heat.

My family home didnโ€™t have that kind of equipment, so we used to just stoke the fire with firewood in a traditional hearth.

As expected of a knight academy in the city. Theyโ€™re really on the cutting edge.

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€

While waiting for our order, Nora gazed around the back of the kitchen with sparkling eyes.

She looked just like a child faced with a pile of toys.

โ€œIs this your first time in a place like this, Nora?โ€

โ€œAh, Iโ€™m so sorry, Lord Gerald. Iโ€™ve made a bit of a spectacle of myself.โ€

โ€œNo, donโ€™t worry about it. Itโ€™s never boring to watch chefs moving so efficiently, is it?โ€

โ€œHeheโ€ฆ Thatโ€™s true. Back at my parentsโ€™ house, if I tried to enter the kitchen, the head butler or head chef would scold me, so this is the first time Iโ€™ve been able to really take a good look.โ€

โ€œAre you interested in cooking, Nora?โ€

โ€œHeheโ€ฆ For a woman, itโ€™s only natural to want to cook for the man she loves.โ€

โ€œI-Is that so?โ€

When she says that while staring intently at me, it makes me feel a little awkward.

Or rather, do noblewomen actually cook their own mealsโ€ฆ?

Well, I suppose that depends on each familyโ€™s customs.

That aside, I can feel a sharp gaze piercing through me from behindโ€”it hurts.

Is that intensity coming from Twina?

Even a goddess like her probably canโ€™t hear our conversation over this commotion, so itโ€™s likely just a gaze waiting impatiently for us to place our food orders.

ใ€€โ—‡

I return to the table carrying food for the three of us.

โ€œIโ€™ve been waiting for this, Gerald.โ€

Twina had been slumped over the table as if sheโ€™d grown tired of waiting, but when we approached, she moved only her head to say that.

โ€œTwina sama, thatโ€™s quite improper.โ€

โ€œHmph, Alisa isnโ€™t watching here. Just let me be.โ€

Nora frowned slightly and scolded Twina, but she didnโ€™t seem to care.

Well, looking around, I could see a few students here and there who looked exhausted, regardless of gender.

Itโ€™s not like Twina is particularly sloppy.

โ€œLetโ€™s eat first. Come on, Twina, wake up.โ€

After placing a tray of pasta with meat sauce next to her, I sat down beside it.

Iโ€™d ordered the โ€œMinced Meat Grill Setโ€โ€ฆ minced meat mixed with aromatic vegetables and spices, shaped into patties, and grilledโ€”in short, a hamburger steak set. Judging by the aroma, the sauce was demi-glace. Not bad.

Well, the only downside is that the only option for a side dish is bread instead of rice, but Iโ€™ve gotten used to it.

Apparently, you can get rice in the capital, so once life at the academy settles down, I might consider cooking for myself.

โ€œIโ€™m ready to eat.โ€

After muttering that, I cut the meat with a knife and brought it to my mouth.

The tasteโ€ฆ yeah, itโ€™s delicious.

Of course, perhaps because they have to cook large quantities of ingredients and serve them quickly to the students, itโ€™s not the kind of elaborate dish youโ€™d find at a hotelโ€ฆ but even so, it had a comforting flavor.

โ€œโ€ฆ! Itโ€™s delicious!โ€

Across the table, Nora, who had just taken a bite, let out a delighted exclamation.

She ordered a stew, similar to pot-au-feu.

Itโ€™s vegetable-heavy rather than meat-heavy, but the vegetables are cut into large chunks, so it looks like itโ€™ll be satisfying to eat.

Actually, for someone of noble birth, Nora seems to like down-to-earth dishes.

Is it because theyโ€™re a novelty to her?

And as for Twina, who requested pasta with meat sauceโ€ฆ

โ€œHey, Twina, your uniform.โ€

Just as I feared, sauce had splattered onto her uniform.

Itโ€™s not that she eats poorly.

She had a napkin covering her chest, and she was carefully twirling the pasta with her fork and quietly bringing it to her mouth.

But with pasta sauce, no matter how carefully you eat, itโ€™s going to splatter when it splatters.

And unless you have precognitive abilities, thereโ€™s no way to know where that splattered sauce is going to land.

Incidentally, in her case, for some reason, it had ended up on her collar, cuffs, and shoulders.

It was a total disaster.

I mean, how come her napkin is still completely white?

Thatโ€™s actually pretty hard to do, isnโ€™t it?

But Twina didnโ€™t seem to mind much; after tucking into the pasta with relish, she wore a smug look on her face.

โ€œMofu ha hi ha hi. Hofu ha ho ho ha fu fu he hi hi ho ho ha.โ€

โ€œWhy donโ€™t you swallow whatโ€™s in your mouth before you talk?โ€

But well, I got the gist of what she was trying to say.

Because right after that, Twinaโ€™s upper body was enveloped in a faint light, and the sauce stains vanished completely.

Yeah.

Purification magic sure is convenient.

โ€œSpeaking of which, how is my older sister doing?โ€

As we poked at our food and chatted aimlessly for a while, Nora suddenly brought up that topic.

The student cafeteria wasnโ€™t just filled with freshmen; here and there, we could see students who looked like upperclassmen who had served as exam proctorsโ€™ assistants today.

Of course, Alissa should be on campus helping with the exam administration, but she wasnโ€™t anywhere to be seen here.

It seemed Nora had assumed that if Twina and I were here, Alissa would show up too.

โ€œAh, my sister has to compile the results of todayโ€™s exams.โ€

I swallowed the food in my mouth before answering.

Alissa is in charge of general affairs for the student council, so even though she isnโ€™t out on the front lines, sheโ€™s still busy.

Right after the exams end, she probably doesnโ€™t have time to eat.

โ€œThe entrance ceremony is tomorrow, right? Theyโ€™re going to announce the grades and class assignments afterward, so she says she has to get everything done by then. When I saw her yesterday, she was complaining that she wouldnโ€™t be able to return to the dorm until tomorrow night.โ€

โ€œWellโ€ฆ Iโ€™m sorry to hear that.โ€

Nora must have been picturing her in her mind, because her expression turned slightly sympathetic.

Mind you, there are only a little over 100 new students at the Royal Capital Knight Academy.

If sheโ€™s used to administrative work, the workload probably isnโ€™t that heavy.

More than anything else, the most time-consuming part seems to be deciding which students to assign to which classesโ€ฆ

Apparently, the top students in particular are selected not only based on exam scores but also through discussions involving the academyโ€™s faculty and the student council, so depending on the year, the meetings can sometimes drag on until dawn.

โ€ฆWell, assuming that getting into the top class requires high grades, they apparently take various factors into account, such as conduct, personality, and family background. So, for a guy like meโ€”from a knightly family in the sticks, with average magical power who went on a rampage during the practical examโ€”itโ€™s none of my business, of course.


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