Episode 16 – A fork for breakfast


Iโ€™ve Been Working My Hardest as Manager of the Girlsโ€™ Track and Field Team, but Ever Since I Retired, the Team Members Have Been Coming at Me Like Crazy!?


โ€œโ€ฆ, I’m sleepy.โ€

I turned off the lights as soon as I got back to my room, but I just couldn’t sleep properly with the door unlocked.

The thought of them waking up before me and coming to my room kept me waking up every hour. After dozing off and on about three times, it was just about time for the breakfast buffet to start, so I rubbed my sleepy eyes and got out of bed.

โ€œโ€ฆNo oneโ€™s here.โ€

As soon as I got dressed, I glanced around the hallway to make sure no one was there before quickly hopping into the elevator.

I tiptoed my way to the breakfast buffet hall and spotted the teacher there first.

โ€œOh, Senba. Good morning.โ€

โ€œG-good morning, teacher. Youโ€™re early.โ€

โ€œYouโ€™re the one whoโ€™s early, Senba. Those three havenโ€™t shown up yet.โ€

โ€œLooks like it.โ€

Hearing that, I breathed a sigh of relief.

Well, they were up late playing cards last night, and Shiratori ran two races in the competition, so they must be exhausted.

Iโ€™d be grateful if they just slept right up until check-out time.

โ€œWell, Iโ€™ll go get something to eat, then.โ€

A moment of tranquility.

I carried my bowl alone, loaded it with my favorite side dishes, and poured myself some rice and miso soup.

Figuring I might as well have some bread too, I piled my plate a bit too high with food and headed back to the table where the teacher was sitting.

โ€œTeacher, Iโ€™ll join you over thereโ€ฆ Huh?โ€

โ€œMitsuru, good morning.โ€

โ€œW-whatโ€™s Yukimura doing here? Wait, whereโ€™s the teacher?โ€

โ€œThe teacher went back to her room ages ago.โ€

Sitting where the teacher had been was Yukimura, dressed in a tracksuit.

โ€œโ€ฆNo way.โ€

โ€œWhat’s wrong, Mitsuru? Aren’t you going to sit down?โ€

โ€œUh, wellโ€ฆโ€

โ€œOh, did you want to eat with the teacher all by yourself?โ€

โ€œN-no way.โ€

โ€œReally? The teacher might have that personality, but she’s beautiful.โ€

โ€œI-is that so?โ€

I denied it, but the teacher really is beautiful.

Itโ€™s just that her personality is, well, terrible.

Thereโ€™s a lot I could say, but if I had to sum it up in one phrase, Iโ€™d call her โ€œthe personification of โ€˜half-assed.โ€™โ€

Basically, sheโ€™s half-assed about everything and has zero motivation.

Well, she is a nice person, so itโ€™s true that Iโ€™ve been able to turn a blind eye to it until now.

โ€œHmm. So, Mitsuru, what kind of woman is your type?โ€

โ€œMy typeโ€ฆโ€

Yukimura stared intently at me while helping herself to one of the croissants Iโ€™d brought.

She probably wants me to say that someone like her is my type.

No, that must be it.

But itโ€™d be a hassle to get her hopes up and lead her on, and on the other hand, if I just brush her off by saying sheโ€™s not my type, who knows what she might do.

โ€ฆWhy is she holding a knife in one hand while eating a croissant?

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆI guess Iโ€™d rather be with someone I get along with than someone whoโ€™s just good-looking.โ€

So, I avoided mentioning anything about looks.

I think I managed to cover it up pretty well.

I intended it to be an answer that wouldnโ€™t touch on looks and would let me make any excuse I wanted.

โ€œHmm, I see. Get along well, huh?โ€

For some reason, Yukimura blushed bright red and looked down as if Iโ€™d just confessed to her.

โ€œWell, we do get along well, donโ€™t we?โ€

โ€œโ€ฆHuh?โ€

โ€œY-you donโ€™t have to be so roundabout about it. I mean, we always have similar opinions, so we clash a bit, butโ€ฆ you know, Mitsu and I really do get along well.โ€

She repeated โ€œwe get alongโ€ twice.

Wait, Iโ€™ve never once thought that, though?

If anything, I only remember always struggling to find common ground because our ways of thinking are so completely opposite.

โ€œUm, Yukimura.โ€

โ€œAaah, come on, stop making me blush first thing in the morning. Iโ€™m going to go get some food, too.โ€

Yukimura stood up, looking cheerful and in high spirits.

It seemed her heart was filled with a lovely misunderstanding.

โ€ฆWait, did I really say something that could lead to such a misunderstanding?

Hmm, but well, she seems in a good mood, so maybe that was for the best.

โ€œOh, Sen-chan.โ€

โ€œโ€ฆHayase?โ€

When I turned around, Hayase was standing there still in her pajamas.

โ€œYouโ€™re up early, Sen-chan.โ€

โ€œYouโ€™re the one whoโ€™s up early. Youโ€™re usually the biggest sleepyhead, so this is rare.โ€

โ€œMaybe I had a good dream. Hey, were you and Mai sneaking out together?โ€

โ€œN-no. It was just a coincidence.โ€

โ€œHmm. Well, Iโ€™ll sit here with you then.โ€

Hayase set her bag down next to me and went to get some food from the buffet.

And just as she left, Yukimura came back.

โ€œSorry to keep you waiting, Mitsuru. Masaโ€™s up too.โ€

โ€œAh, everyoneโ€™s an early riser today.โ€

โ€œReally? Usually theyโ€™re all sleepyheads. But Moe probably isnโ€™t up yet.โ€

โ€œOh, okay. Thatโ€™s a relief.โ€

โ€œWell, she had a match yesterday too. Anyway, about yesterdayโ€ฆโ€

โ€œAbout yesterday?โ€

โ€œAfter we got back. Where are we going on the date?โ€

โ€œWait, what do you mean, โ€˜dateโ€™?โ€

โ€œWe talked about meeting up, just the two of us.โ€

โ€œNo, you said you wanted to be alone with me because you had something to talk about.โ€

โ€œThatโ€™s not a date. Assuming we end up at your place, where should we go for breakfast? For lunch, thereโ€™s this place with really good pasta that I recommend. And for dinnerโ€ฆโ€

โ€œWait, wait, wait. Wait, are you planning on eating breakfast, lunch, and dinner together?โ€

โ€œHuh? Youโ€™re not going to eat with me?โ€

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€

What do you mean, โ€œnot going to eat with meโ€?

Is what you want to talk to me about so massive itโ€™s going to take all day?

โ€œMitsu, do you not like eating out?โ€

โ€œI donโ€™t hate it, but it costs money.โ€

โ€œYou were worried about that? Donโ€™t worry, Iโ€™ll pay for everything that day.โ€

โ€œNo, I canโ€™t let that happen as a guy.โ€

โ€œI just want to treat you to whatever you want to eat. Come on, youโ€™ve treated me to juice and stuff plenty of times before, and there are things like tape and heat patches that youโ€™ve bought out of your own pocket, right?โ€

โ€œYeah, but that was for the club.โ€

โ€œIf this is just me returning the favor, then itโ€™s fine, right?โ€

โ€œNo, but stillโ€ฆโ€

โ€œDo you really hate it that much when I treat you?โ€

Yukimuraโ€™s hand reached out gently toward the fork on the table.

โ€œW-wait! I donโ€™t hate it! Iโ€™m happy, I just feel bad about it!โ€

โ€œOh, come on, youโ€™re such a killjoy. You donโ€™t have to be so shy. So, how about breakfast, then pasta, and for dinner, maybe some yakiniku?โ€

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆIโ€™ll leave it up to you.โ€

Just as sheโ€™d unilaterally mapped out our date plan, Hayase returned to the table, and the conversation ended.

I was worried that Yukimura might get angry since Hayase had naturally sat down next to me, but her expression remained calm the whole time.

Her expression, that is.

The fact that she kept holding a fork in her left hand the whole time was probably just my imagination.


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