The Salty Princess Told Me That I Was a ‘Convenient Keep’, so I Tested What Would Happen if I Introduced the Most Beautiful Girl at Another School as My Girlfriend
“Wow, Onee came home with a handsome blonde guy who looks like he’s sleeping with a woman! And for some reason, he’s soaking wet!”
That was the first thing I heard when I visited Koga-san’s house. I put on my usual fake smile and open my mouth.
“Hey, it’s been a while, hasn’t it? Mimiko chan.”
Koga Mimiko-chan, Koga-san’s younger sister. She has grown much taller and more beautiful than she used to be, but unlike Koga-san, she still has the face of the old days.
“Yeah? How do you know my name? Ha, I see! No way, he’s after me too! But that’s too bad! My preference is for long, dark-haired, aesthetic types! Blondes are not my thing!”
“What are you talking about ……?”
This girl seems to have grown up in a completely different direction from what she used to be. She used to be more quiet and withdrawn, but now she’s kind of …… energetic.
“Mouu this child……”
Koga-san, who came up to the house at a quick pace, patted mimiko on the head with an expression of dismay.
“Hey, mimiko. Don’t be so rude.”
“Ouch!”
Mikako-chan holds her head with a displeased look on her face. I laughed a little and said.
“I’m sorry for interrupting you all of a sudden. I’m Sakashima Ochiha. mimiko-chan may not remember, but I’ve seen her in a few times when she was in elementary school.”
“Sakashima …… Ochiha.”
“Yeah. I just happened to pass by Koga-san there a little while ago. I got a bit carried away and fell into the river. Koga-san kindly offered me the use of her shower.”
“…… Oh, I remember now! Sakashima Ochiha is that Ochiha-kun, isn’t it? That Ochiha-kun who used to fight off bullies by throwing dog poo at them!”
“…… No, I don’t think it’s that Ochiha-kun.”
“Then that Ochiha-kun who beat up a teacher who was bullying you with a pineapple and sent him to hospital?”
“Not that Ochiha-kun, either.”
“Then…”
“No, that’s enough! You don’t have to remember the past!”
The forgotten trashy black history overflows endlessly. Yes, when I was in primary school I was just an idiot. And as a result of reflecting on that, I became a loner in middle school, and now I’m just spinning my wheels and making my high school debut.
…… Where on earth did I go wrong? When I was thinking about this, Koga-san said.
“Anyway, Ochiha-kun, he’s going to take a shower from now on, so mimiko, move over there.”
“Yes, yes. As long as onee isn’t cuckolded by a handsome blonde, anything is fine.”
“I don’t have a boyfriend to begin with.”
“Do you think you can’t be cuckolded if you don’t have a boyfriend? You’re still naive, aren’t you?”
Mikoko nods meaningfully and leaves. After all, that child is growing up in a strange way.
“Haha, sorry about her?”
Koga-san smiles bitterly. I shook my head.
“No, it’s fine. I just didn’t understand half of what she was saying.”
“Don’t worry about it. She’s …… you see, she’s a bit of a kitchen wreck.”
“Is that what you mean by ‘kitchen wreck’?”
I don’t know, I don’t think that’s the image I have of her. ……
“Well, just go on up. The showers are at the back of the room, so you can use them as you like. I’ll do the washing of your clothes.”
“…… Sorry to bother you.”
Then I was allowed to go straight up to the house, undress and take a shower.
“After all this time, what am I doing, me?”
No matter how much of a childhood friend I am, I’m taking a shower in the house of a girl I haven’t seen for more than five years now. This is a situation that would not have happened if you were living a normal life.
Suddenly, I started to feel a bit nervous.
“I mean, what am I going to do with my clothes and stuff ……’”
I can’t keep taking a shower until my uniform is dry. However, there is no way I could bother Koga-san by borrowing her clothes.
“It’s not like the old days anymore.”
There are traces of the old days in our happy, excited appearance, but that doesn’t mean I can’t treat her the same way as I did in the past.
“we’re not a child anymore. ……”
As if in reply, a voice echoes from outside the bathroom.
“I’ll leave a change of clothes and a towel here! I’m sorry about my jersey and hoodie, but they’re the larger size ones, so I think Ochiha-kun will be fine!”
“…… No, is it okay for me to wear that?’”
I stop the shower and say back those words.
“Hmm? Why? I don’t mind though?”
“No, but look, you don’t have any underwear or anything, right?”
“Ah… well, well! Be determined about that!”
“Not that….”
“Anyway, I don’t mind!’
With those words as the last, Koga’s footsteps fade into the distance. …… or rather, I kind of flowed and left it to her to do the laundry and stuff, but did she wash my trousers?
“Seriously, what am I doing?”
I’m no longer embarrassed or anything like that, but I’m genuinely feeling shameful. I should probably get my shit together a little bit more.
“Let’s get out.”
I got out of the bathroom, wiped myself with a towel and mindlessly put my sleeves on the clothes Koga-san had prepared for me.
“…..it’s oddly stretched just at the chest.”
Well, it’s probably best not to think about it any further. I just head towards the living room where the noise is coming from.
“Ah, Ochiha-kun, have you finished your shower? I’m cooking right now, so you can take a rest while you’re at it.”
Koga-san calls out to me from the kitchen. I thought there was no way she could take care of me until dinner, but there was no point in saying that now. I’ll just sit on the sofa.
“Ah”
Then I suddenly remember. Come to think of it, I was supposed to go back to the classroom to get my smartphone, but I ended up leaving it behind. The school gate should be closed by now, so there’s no point in going back now. It probably won’t get stolen, but I’ll have to live without my smartphone until tomorrow.
“Well, it’s a blessing in disguise that I didn’t drop my phone in the river.”
As I force myself to comfort myself in this way, I notice a gaze staring back at me.
“…… Mimiko chan, what’s wrong? Is there something on my face?”
I call out to Mimiko, who is sitting on the sofa in front of me. she looked at me with a serious expression and said.
‘I think blonde handsome guy after bath, maybe it’s kinda …… nice.”
“…… what have you been saying since a while ago?”
“Just! Just look at me with a streaming eye and strike a pose to brush your hair up! That’s right! Show me your collarbones and more!”
She forced me to pose for her and take photos of me. …… What am I being made to do?
Then, after having her picture taken for a while, Mimiko sat down next to me a little and said.
“So, it’s been a while, Ochiha onii-chan. I’m Koga Kotone’s younger sister, Koga Mimiko.”
“I feel like the order is odd, but it’s been a while since I last saw you…I mean, did Mikako-chan call me onii chan?”
“No, that’s just a characterisation. The times are for younger sister characters.”
“I see. ……”
After all, I don’t really understand what this girl is talking about.
“But, I never thought that onee would bring a boy home. Onee, she looks so serious at school. She’s the vice president of the student council, and even though it’s an all-girls school, Takamine no Hana… It’s like that.’’
“…… Well, she’s become a beautiful woman, haven’t she?”
“Her boobs have gotten bigger, too.”
“Well, …… I don’t think that has anything to do with it.”
“You’re going to go rub them? she’s cooking right now. she’s got lots of space. I think you can do it.”
“No, I don’t think so.”
I’m not a child anymore, so doing something like that wouldn’t be a joke.
“Well, hey, she’s been dark lately, so I’m glad to see her having fun.”
“Is that so? I didn’t see her that way.”
“A lot of things are going on. …… various things, you know.”
Saying that, Mimiko-chan sits on my lap for some reason.
“…… why are you sitting on my lap?”
“Actually, my breasts, they got bigger too.”
“No, I didn’t ask you. ……”
“Do you want me to rub them? I’ll give you three minutes to do whatever you want, as an apology for the trouble I’ve caused you”
“No, I won’t.”
This girl has a very peculiar way of communicating. I don’t know how serious she is, and it’s tiring just talking to her.
“Mimiko. Curry is ready, so help me put the plates on the table.”
Koga-san’s voice echoes from the kitchen.
“You can’t cheat, huh?”
Mimiko stood up.
“We’re not in a relationship”
I replied with a sigh, and we both headed towards the kitchen.
“Ah, Ochiha-kun came too.”
“As expected, I thought I could help you with that.”
“I see. Well, let’s go ahead and lay out that salad. Mom and Dad seem to be late today, so why don’t we eat first?”
After that, we continued to enjoy dinner and talked about each other’s current situation.
Koga-san was working hard at a girls’ school called Mikagami. I told her about myself, somewhat muddling the issue. There was no need to hide it, but I didn’t want to show my old friends how uncool I was.
Anyway, the good time passed quickly in that way, and my uniform seemed to be dry, so I decided to change and leave.
“Thanks for even seeing me off.”
I bowed lightly to Koga-san, who came to see me off outside.
“Well, it’s my fault, so I’m sorry, okay? Actually, I remembered the punishment game we played a long time ago and got a little upset.”
“Aah, we’ve done a lot of things, haven’t we, Koga-san?”
I won’t go into details here, but back then I thought anything was forgivable when it came to punishment games. …Perhaps Koga-san thought so.
“Well, but that’s okay. It was a long time ago. Besides, I didn’t win today, so there’s no need to play a penalty game.’”
“Hahaha. Well, I lost today. I didn’t expect you to be so slow.”
“You don’t drain water when you’re in high school.”
“That’s not true. Next time, I’ll give it a good fight.”
“Then next time, let’s do it without the penalty game.”
Even though I said that, I thought that we would probably never meet again. We are both adults now and attend different high schools.
We can’t go back to the relationship we used to have. ……
“Well, I’m going to go now. Take care, Koga-san?”
Saying that, I turn my back on Koga-san and start walking away.
“…………”
But as if to hold me back, Koga-san hugged …… me on my back.
“Eh? Koga-san?”
A soft and warm feeling is transmitted from my back. What is this girl suddenly …… doing?
“It’s not like it’s a punishment game, but I caused you some trouble, so this is my apology. … I wonder if Ochiha-kun, who likes big boobs, will be a little happy with this?”
“No, even if you say that, ……”
My heart is pounding. Koga-san hugs me tightly one last time, then lets go of me.
“I’m joking. See you later!”
After saying that, Koga-san returns home. I breathed out heavily, as if to exhale the heat that had built up in my body.
“I thought I was going to die.”
Well, you don’t die from something like that, but I was surprised because it came out of nowhere. Koga-san, it seems that your love of pranks has not changed since the old days.
“Oh? But why did we drift apart?”
I feel like there was some kind of trigger, but I can’t remember it.
“Well, whatever.”
I whisper and start walking. Thanks to Koga-san, I feel better. I have to think about Sakaki-san again, but there’s no point in worrying about it forever. Let’s do our best again tomorrow.
Thanks to Koga-san, I can honestly think that way.
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Koga Kotone was anxious.
“…… Hey, Mikaiko. How was today’s curry?”
Some time after he had left. Koga, who sat on the sofa, called out to her sister, who was sprawled out on the cushions.
“Hmm? Well, it was normally tasty.
Ah, but it’s unusual for you to use beef for curry, isn’t it? Usually it’s pork or chicken.
Isn’t that the good meat mother bought for sukiyaki? Won’t mother be angry later?”
“It’s okay!It can’t be helped!
But I’m glad. If it was good, then so be it.”
As if relieved, Kotone breathes out heavily. Mimiko stares at her elder sister with a stern look.
“But, hey, did you really meet Ochiha nii-chan by chance? Is there such a coincidence?”
“Yes, there is! There is!”
“…… You think you’ve learnt about love from reading shoujo manga, don’t you?
As a sister, I’m a bit worried. Just now you were making a normal female face.”
“I’m not making that face!”
“No, you did.
You’re not usually that intense, are you? And that hug at the end was too aggressive. He will think you are attracted to him”
“That’s not true! That was supposed to be appealing!”
“Lascivious appeal?”
“I’m an adult now!”
Kotone’s face turns red and she stands up.
“I’m going back to my room. Mimiko, please don’t stay up too late.”
After saying that, Kotone returned to her room. Then, she fell down onto the bed and pressed her face into the pillow.
“Ah! It definitely hurt when I suddenly invited him to my house! he definitely thought I was weird!”
Kotone exclaims, flapping her legs.
” …… but you’ve become cool. I’m glad I met you. …… I won’t make the same mistakes this time, I promise. I won’t make the same mistakes I made in the past.’
Kotone mutters quietly and closes her eyes as it is.
──Kotone still doesn’t know that Sakashima Ochiha has a girlfriend.
-Maiban