Episode 10 – Fake date


Mob Character Reincarnation Loner: As a Result of Supporting the Heroine Who Had Been Rejected, I Ended up Being the Recipient of Her Heavy Emotions…


After school, I was invited on a date by Serizawa Misuzu, Nanase Hiyori’s best friend, and the two of us headed to a large shopping mall.

Honestly, I was a bit skeptical if this was really a date, but since Serizawa-san herself said it was a date, I guess it was a date.

โ€ฆHow did this happen?

Glancing over at Serizawa-san walking beside me, she had her usual sleepy eyes and expressionless face.

I couldn’t tell what she was thinking.

Come to think of it, Serizawa-san was insanely popular, rightโ€ฆ She mentioned getting confessed to again during lunch breakโ€ฆ

Could it beโ€ฆ she’s experienced? Maybe this demeanor comes from being used to guys.

โ€œโ€ฆAre you nervous?โ€

โ€œโ€ฆHuh? Wellโ€ฆ yeah. It’s my first date ever.โ€

In stark contrast to my slight nervousness, Serizawa-san seemed calm. Was she really that experienced?

By the way, the movie with Nanaseโ€ฆ I’ll decide not to count that as a date.

โ€œโ€ฆYou don’t need to be nervous. It’s my first time too.โ€

Wait, so it’s not your first timeโ€ฆ?

Feeling confused by Serizawa-san’s smug peace sign as she insisted, I decided to ask.

โ€œUm, why did youโ€ฆ ask me out on a date today?โ€

โ€œโ€ฆActually, I kind of lied.โ€

โ€œLied?โ€

โ€œYeah. Because this isn’t a date.โ€

This wasn’t a date.

โ€œThe real purpose is to pick out a present for Hiyoriโ€ฆ Her birthday’s coming up soon.โ€

โ€œHuhโ€ฆ That’s why?โ€

Seriouslyโ€ฆ I had no ideaโ€ฆ And I’m a fan of the original work. Even though she’s my โ€œfavorite,โ€ my own superficial fandom made me feel a little down.

โ€œI thought Hiyori would be happier if I brought a present too, so I called it a date and invited you to pick one out.โ€

I seeโ€ฆ So you lied about it being a date to avoid her finding out you were getting her a present.

โ€œโ€ฆThen why did it have to be just the two of us? Wouldn’t it be better to invite Tsukimi-san too and go pick it out as a trio?โ€

I mean, you could’ve met up with Tsukimi-san at the mall or something. There are ways to make it work.

โ€œโ€ฆThat’s true, but I wanted to go with just Irie.โ€

โ€œโ€ฆWhy?โ€

โ€œI told you. I’m interested in Irie. So I wanted to do something date-like while helping Hiyori pick out her present.โ€

โ€œโ€ฆI see?โ€

So, in the end, this isโ€ฆ?

โ€œSo this isโ€ฆ a pretend date. Right?โ€

I see. It’s a date, but it’s not a dateโ€ฆ I didn’t know dates like this existedโ€ฆ

โ€œSo no need to be nervous. It just determines how I’ll interact with Irie going forwardโ€”whether you can satisfy me or not.โ€

That’s freaking important.

โ€œAh, Irie, Irieโ€

Serizawa-san tugged at my sleeve. Following her gaze, I saw an ice cream shop. Curious, I approached. Rows of ice cream lined the displayโ€”apparently a famous place.

โ€œWhat’ll you have, Serizawa-san?โ€

โ€œHeh, the date’s already started. Guess which ice cream I want.โ€

โ€œโ€ฆAnd if I guess wrong?โ€

โ€œDate over, I guess.โ€

Seriously? This is some shitty game.

Under Serizawa-san’s expectant gaze and the shopkeeper’s warm watchful eyes, I chose carefully.

Honestly, picking just one ice cream flavor Serizawa-san wants from all these options is impossible.

โ€ฆThinking about it is pointless. I’ll just pick the one I want.

โ€œUm, then I’ll take the melon and peach.โ€

โ€œWh-โ€ฆ!?โ€

Serizawa-san looked utterly shocked, as if it were the most shocking thing ever.

โ€œH-how did you know which ice cream I wantedโ€ฆ?โ€

Apparently, I’d guessed correctly.

โ€œHuh? Noโ€ฆ I just picked the one I wanted myselfโ€ฆโ€

โ€œI-is that soโ€ฆโ€

The smiling clerk handed us our ice cream cups, saying โ€œEnjoy,โ€ and we left the shop.

In my hands were melon and peach ice cream.

โ€œNow then, Irie. It’s a choice between two. Hand me the one I want.โ€

Serizawa-san held out both hands, looking oddly pleased with herself.

โ€œHere. The peach ice cream.โ€

โ€œโ€ฆ!?โ€

That shocked expressionโ€”I’d seen it before.

โ€œEh, Irieโ€ฆ are youโ€ฆ psychic?โ€

โ€œNot psychic, but I picked the one I wanted to eatโ€ฆ Probably because Serizawa-san and I have similar tastes.โ€

โ€œSo, you mean we’re physically compatible?โ€

โ€œWell, sort ofโ€ฆ but not exactlyโ€ฆ Here.โ€

โ€œHm?โ€

When I handed her the melon cup ice cream, she tilted her head.

โ€œYou want some melon too, right? Just a couple bites is fine. I haven’t touched it, so go ahead.โ€

โ€œIrieโ€ฆ don’t people call you a charmer?โ€

โ€œWhy?โ€

Maybe Serizawa-san is actually pretty easy to charm.

I wandered around the shopping mall with Serizawa-san, who was happily eating her peach ice cream.

While browsing at a variety store, something caught my eye.

โ€ฆAn aroma stone.

It’s easy to use, and depending on the scent, it seems to have relaxing effects. It might be just what Nanase needs lately, with her mind feeling so tired.

โ€œโ€ฆAh, so you went with that after all.โ€

โ€œโ€ฆDid you happen to be thinking of getting an aroma stone too, Serizawa-san?โ€

โ€œIt’s fine, I still have other options. Relaxing bath saltsโ€ฆ Hiyori loves baths.โ€

Choosing something with a relaxing effect meant Serizawa-san seemed to be thinking along the same lines as me.

After that, we went to some fancy bath salt specialty shop, and Serizawa-san successfully bought her present too.

While heading toward the exit, a giant bear stuffed animal caught our eyes by chance, and we both stopped.

If I gave this as a surprise present, it could be kind of funny, right? It’d be super impactful and probably get everyone hypedโ€ฆ

I glanced sideways and saw Serizawa looking right at me too.

โ€œThis would be funny as a surprise present, huh?โ€

โ€œYeah, but honestly, this size would be a bit much to receiveโ€ฆโ€

โ€œIt’ll be fine. I think she mentioned before that she wanted to buy a big stuffed animal at least once in her lifeโ€ฆ I think. Probably. I’m pretty sure.โ€

โ€œCan we really trust that information?โ€

But, wellโ€ฆ I might want to see Nanase’s surprised reaction to this. Plus, she should like bear stuffed animals in general.

โ€œHow about we chip in together?โ€

โ€œSounds goodโ€ฆ Since the birthday party’s at my villa, I’ll have it delivered to my place first.โ€

In the end, carried away by the moment, we decided to buy the giant bear stuffed animal together, splitting the cost.

โ€œWe bought it on impulse, but if Hiyori actually accepts it, how are we gonna move it?โ€

On the way home, we’d calmed down a bit and were facing the practical problem head-on.

โ€œWhy don’t Serizawa-san and Tsukimi-san carry it?โ€

โ€œHey, Irie, don’t try to get out of it.โ€

โ€œButโ€ฆ aren’t the three of you having the birthday party?โ€

โ€œHuh? Irie, aren’t you coming?โ€

โ€œโ€ฆIs it okay if I do?โ€

โ€œYeah.โ€

Serizawa-san nodded as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

Oh, so I can joinโ€ฆ

โ€œโ€ฆWe’ll probably get yelled at by Hoshino, have Hiyori cover for us, and then Irie and I will struggle to carry that giant stuffed animal all the way to Hiyori’s house.โ€

โ€œSomehow, I feel like we’ll end up going home regretting it a little, thinking how tough it was for the two of usโ€ฆโ€

Imagining that likely future, we looked at each other and laughed.

โ€œIrieโ€ฆโ€

โ€œHm?โ€

โ€œI’m looking forward to itโ€ฆ aren’t I?โ€

Saying that, she looked up at me with a shy smile.

โ€œYeah, I guess soโ€ฆโ€

โ€œโ€ฆAh, Irie. Wait a sec.โ€

Serizawa-san suddenly said that, then scampered off at a light jog. Ahead of her was a taiyaki stand.

โ€œHere. This is for Irie. Eat.โ€

โ€œEh, ah, thanks.โ€

Confused by the sudden gift of taiyaki, I took a bite.

โ€œMatcha azukiโ€ฆ! This is my favorite kind!โ€

โ€œI knew you’d say that, Irie. Heh heh.โ€

Serizawa-san grinned smugly, clearly pleased with my reaction.

โ€œAh, how much was it?โ€

โ€œMoney’s fine. I’m rich, after all. Since today was funโ€ฆ well, maybe next time you could treat me to something?โ€

โ€œNo, I’ll pay for it.โ€

Honestly, there might not even be a next timeโ€ฆ

โ€œIf I take your money nowโ€ฆ well, it’ll be harder to find an excuse for a next dateโ€ฆโ€

Uncharacteristically, Serizawa-san looked away, seeming embarrassed.

โ€œI don’t really get it, but I’ll cover both of us this time. Next time, Serizawa-san can treat me to something.โ€

Well, it’s not like it’s a huge amount, so even if there isn’t a next date, that’s fine too.

โ€œโ€ฆDoes that make it easier for you to ask me out?โ€

Serizawa-san took the money, looking satisfied.

Just then, my phone buzzed.

Huh? A message came in. Who could it beโ€ฆ

Hiyori: ‘Can I contact you after your date with Mii-chan is over?’


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