A Cheeky Childhood Friend Found a Suicide Note I’d Written for Fun a Long Time Ago, and as a Result, She Suddenly Became Very Clingy and Wouldn’t Leave Me
“I didn’t expect to be forced to dress up as a woman……”
“I’m sure it looks great on you, Serito kun. No…..Seriko chan♪”
Reflected in the mirror in front of me was a beautiful woman in a fluffy maid outfit with long black hair and slightly sunken eyes.
I adore Akira kun’s make-up skills, but I’m nauseous at the sight of me in a woman’s outfit.
“Haa…but the salary is gonna increase, right?”
“Yes, of course. If you want, I can give you a tip now. Here you go.”
“Heee !!?”
The thing that was put on his hand was too heavy to be called money.
I moved my head and saw a wad of cash on the table.
“No, no, no, no ! There’s no way I can accept this much money ! !”
“What? I think this is reasonable…… I’m quite satisfied with Serito kun’s female attire alone.”
“Even so, it’s too much… I’ll just go to work ! I’ll get paid later ! !”
“Sounds good. Well then, good luck.”
I moved in clothes that were a little difficult to move in, and Akira kun took me to the annex and started moving toward it.
“I wonder, why is this Emperor guy so angry with the male servants?”
“The thought of having a man near him triggers a mysterious possessiveness in him. It’s pathetic, even though it doesn’t even belong to him.”
“It’s ugly…… And it looks troublesome.”
I continued walking down the long hallway and finally arrived at the room where the person in question was probably located.
On the way there, I thought about various settings for myself, Seriko chan, and devised ways to not be found out, and I had insurance in case anything happened, so I should be fine…I guess.
After knocking, we entered the room.
“It’s been a long time, Kosuke sama. Thank you for coming to see us today.”
“……Hmm, you’re…..a maid named Akira, I believe?”
“That’s right. The servants at the mansion are very busy today, so the two of us will be taking care of you. This is Matsuura Seriko, who is hired on a temporary basis.”
Akira kun’s usual innocence is gone, and his manner and tone of voice have changed to one of hospitality for guests.
This is another gap moe. ……Oops, I have to say hello too.
However, my voice is not particularly androgynous or anything like that of a man. Therefore, if I say it out loud, there is a possibility that people will find out. So I decided to communicate this way.
<Nice to meet you. My name is Matsuura Seriko. I have a disease that prevents me from speaking, so I have to speak in writing.>
I wrote the words smoothly in my sketchbook and showed them to Kosuke.
Yes, I thought that if I spoke in writing, there was little chance of being discovered. My handwriting has always been beautiful, so much so that people thought I was written by a girl. I thought it would work, so I gave it a try.
Let’s see how it turns out…….
“–……Beautiful.”
“Heh?”
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Kosuke blushed somewhat and stared at me in a daze.
At first I thought it was the letters that said “beautiful,” but I think he was looking above the sketchbook.
(Oooooooooooooo ! Don’t tell me you’ve been captivated by me, huh~? I’m sorry, but I’m normal, so I can’t do that !!?)
On the surface, his face didn’t change at all, but on the inside he was astounded.
“I-I’m sorry ! No, no, I want to talk to you. Let’s sit down and talk.”
“…Serito kun, you’re popular with boys too, aren’t you?”
“Shut up, Akira kun…….!”
In a whisper, Akira kun teased me, so I gave him a little poke with my elbow.
I wondered if it was appropriate for a maid to sit on the sofa while guests were present, but I did as I was told.
“Erm, Seriko san…..why did you want to work in this mansion?”
<I guess it’s the money after all.>
“Hahaha ! You’re so honest ! ! What are your hobbies and stuff?”
<Collecting and playing minor games>
“I see, so you are trying to broaden your horizons by getting into not only popular ones but also minor ones…… That’s nice.”
What the hell is this guy? I’m sure he’ll take it in the right direction no matter what I say.
“Um…I’ll go make some tea. Please take your time, you two.”
(Ah, Akira kun !? Do I have to be alone with him !!?)
Perhaps trying to be considerate, Akira kun said that and went off to make some tea.
I’m sure he won’t find out, but I have a different kind of anxiety…….! !
Sweat drips down my face, but I manage to keep my smiling face and look nonchalant.
“…..Right. Seriko san, do you have a boyfriend, or a fiancee, or anything like that?”
<No……>
“I-I see ! T-then……I-I don’t know, but would you like to work at my mansion? I promise to pay double your current salary ! !”
He’s obviously looking at me in a weird way.
I mean, didn’t this guy like Fuyuki? I think I’m getting an RTA too soon. …Well, are you determined to get both?
<I appreciate the sentiment, but I am only hired on a temporary basis. I’m not going to be serving someone else’s mansion exclusively. So, I apologize.>
I wrote slurred letters and softly refused.
“…………. Kukuku, you refused. But I’d like you to say yes even if you have to now ! !”
“!!”
Kosuke came close to me, grabbed me by the wrist and pushed me down.
Guuuuu ! This is disgusting ! Why do I have to go through this~! !
“Haa……haa……! See, don’t you know what’s going to happen if you don’t hurry up……?”
…..I didn’t want to use this move.But since it’s an emergency, I’d like to use it.
I did something with my free hand. Then, the door to this room bangs ! It opened with a loud sound, and,
–Dodos ! ! ! !
“Ka-ha……!!!?”
Kosuke’s eyes go blank, he passes out, and he collapses to the floor.
I managed to let out a sigh of relief and got up to speak to the figure.
“Oh dear,…..you managed to save my life. Thanks–Kaori.”
Kaori, snapping her fingers and dressed in a maid’s outfit, is standing there.
“Huh…I thought something was wrong when you suddenly sent me an address and told me to stand by in a maid uniform.'”
“I’m sorry. I didn’t have much time so I couldn’t tell you the details…”
The appearance of Kaori was my insurance policy.
I contacted her in advance and asked her to be on standby in case I needed her, and she came.
The maid outfit, well, her mother is also a cosplayer, so she must have borrowed it.
“Ehehe, Serito is so cute in a woman’s costume that I know I would attack him without a second thought, but that being said, I won’t forgive this guy…..”
“Well, well, we’ve solved the problem successfully.”
“I hit the pressure point that will give him a good night’s sleep, but I should have hit the pressure point that instantly kills him, which is said to be contraindicated.”
“Don’t ever do that !”
She has never used it before, but I’m afraid that with this guy’s ability, she could really make you die instantly.
It’s scary to think what will happen if this guy snaps.
But I’m glad to hear that the case was solved without incident !
“…………Hm? Hey, but the mission was to entertain this bastard……isn’t this a mission failure……???”
Well, at any rate, my dignity was not lost.
Maitoshi