A Cheeky Childhood Friend Found a Suicide Note I’d Written for Fun a Long Time Ago, and as a Result, She Suddenly Became Very Clingy and Wouldn’t Leave Me
“Fwuaa…….now I’m not sleeping well either……..”
“Yeah….I’m a little sleepy as a rock.”
–The next day.
We were yawning with our mouths wide open.
I made it home safe and sound yesterday, but Kaori, anxious at bedtime, called me worried.
We got into a lively conversation and stayed up late into the night, which is why I was up late at night, and I was immensely sleep-deprived.
‘Well, but now you know, don’t you? I’m not gonna die, not even if heaven and earth were turned upside down.”
“Thanks for everything you did for me yesterday. I’ve been trying to get a hold of you for a while now. …B-but, you know, the real me is actually a lonely person, you know? So…..y-you know ! !”
Saying that, Kaori clung to my arm vigorously.
She was fidgeting and even her ears were red.
“So…if Serito wasn’t bothered, I’d like him to pay more attention to me…or so I thought…”
“Guha ! !”
“Serito !?”
This is how you get pampered by a beautiful girl !
But I don’t know if this is a favor as a childhood friend or as the opposite sex. I assume the worst and tell myself not to make a mistake.
I got down on one knee and caught my breath, holding my heart.
“Don’t die, Serito ! !”
“Huh, huh~! It was only a mortal wound……! !”
“Do you wanna take the day off from school? Are you sure you’re okay?”
“I’m not gonna die from a mortal wound. Don’t worry too much.”
“Ah !”
I chop Kaori’s forehead, her eyes moist with worry.
As usual, we went to school with her arms clinging to me for two days in a row. So, as the school approached, I saw students biting their lower lips and groaning, and students holding straw dolls with candles on their heads.
……No, I really can’t deal with curses or horror stories, so don’t do that. You’ll make me piss my pants.
After a few minutes of walking, we arrived at the school.
As soon as I entered the classroom, my friend Rentaro noticed me and greeted me.
“Damn you~! You can’t just go to school with Shiomine san again ! Good morning, Seritoooo ! !”
Rentaro lightly patted me on the shoulder, but Kaori’s eyes were filled with murderous intent, and he cried out and was defeated miserably.
Poor, poor Rentaro.
“Good morning, Rentaro. But you look kind of chipper, don’t you?”
“Y-yeah. This Madonna of the School Shiomine Kaori was defeated by you, but today a transfer student is coming ! According to the leaked information, she seems to be a beautiful girl ! !”
“Huh !?”
What…..did you say….!? I didn’t know such an important event was waiting for me. I mean, Rentaro’s ability to gather information is amazing.
I was inwardly excited to see what kind of girl was coming to class when Kaori grabbed my necktie. Then, she pulled my face to the distance where I could catch my breath.
“Ouch !?”
“……Muu……”
“Um…Kaori san? I’m embarrassed.”
She didn’t say anything or anything, she just stared at me with a dissatisfied face. Because we were so close, I couldn’t see anything but Kaori.
“…Eh, um, sorry Serito. I’m feeling a little confused… I thought, if I do this, you won’t be able to think about anything but me… I-I guess it’s a bit heavy…”
“Heh? I’m not bothered by it, and I’m rather happy about it……. Besides, it’s better for girls to be a little heavier, right? Personality and weight—Guhaa !!?”
A moment later, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach.
It wasn’t that I was punched in the stomach, but that I seemed to have been hit on the right spot.
A terribly fast pressure point….
Kaori’s cheeks puffed up like rice cakes and she patted my stomach before returning to her seat.
(I returned safely, and if things keep going like this, I think she’ll be able to graduate from being an addicted insect soon. Well, I’m very happy.)
I thought that if nothing else happened, things would return to normal. …Yes, if there is nothing.
“Uh, good morning, you guys. Some of you may have noticed, but a transfer student is coming today. Come in.”
The teacher comes to the classroom and the morning homeroom begins. And it looks like we’ll see her soon.
The excitement in the classroom continued to rise, and reached a climax as soon as the transfer student entered the classroom.
She is a beautiful girl with long silvery white hair and ruby eyes that take your breath away.
She must be an albino. Is this the second time I’ve seen her in my life? I don’t know what it is about her, but I have a bad feeling about her…..
“Nice to meet you all. My name is Tarakida Fuyuki.”
“Nn……!?””
As soon as I heard that name, all my old memories started coming back to me. When I was little, I used to go to the hospital to see my albino childhood friend with the same name.
If that’s all I remember, that’s all that matters. If my memory serves me right, it’s like I was making a hell of a promise….!
“And…..there Serito kun and I are childhood friends–the beloved one who promised to commit suicide♡”
“Haaaa !!?”
[ [ [ [Eeeeeeeeeeeehh !!??] ] ] ]
“Gah.”
Kaori is the first to react to that statement, and the classroom is once again in a state of confusion. And me who vomits blood.
God, my stomach hurts…… Not because of the pressure points caused by Kaori, but because of a normal stomach ache……! ! ! !
Apparently, they won’t let me go back to my ordinary high school life.
Maitoshi