I Was Supposed to Be Giving Love Advice on the School Radio, but Before I Knew It, the Beautiful Girls at School Were Hitting on Me
With our united front now complete, Senpai breathed a sigh of relief and took out a menu from the side of the table.
“Well, now that it’s been decided that you’re gonna help, shall we order something sweet?”
“Don’t mind if I do.”
I’m not cooperating with Senpai, it is just a decision I made of my own volition. I don’t intend to take charity from her.
I rejected her proposal with a firm attitude.
“Besides, there are still some fries left.”
But as I tried to grab some more fries, my hand went empty.
I looked at the plate and saw that the fries, which should have been piled up in a heap, had vanished into thin air.
“…Why don’t we order something sweet?”
“……(Cough).”
I nodded my head without making a sound. It was even more embarrassing that Senpai seemed uneasy.
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“How is it, is it good?”
“…..Yes, it’s delicious.”
When I took a bite of the chocolate sundae that Senpai had bought me, the flavor of chocolate spread softly inside my mouth.
“Thank you for buying me a sundae.”
“Don’t worry about it, it’s only natural for a senior to do this.”
Kitahara senpai is as blunt as ever, refusing to make eye contact with me. However, she doesn’t come across as cold.
Perhaps this person…..is actually a good person?
Although Senpai’s expression has hardly changed since we came to this restaurant, my opinion of her has gradually begun to change.
……No, it’s not like I was baited or anything !? This is definitely not the case !
That person is a senior who has identified me as Matcha Powder ! Don’t forget that !
“Are you okay?”
I suddenly shake my head, and Senpai peeks at me worriedly, slightly taken back.
There is no acting at all in her expression, I think…….
“…..I’m fine, let’s get down to business.”
“Yes, let’s talk about how to find Kombu Wakame.”
Senpai squinted her eyes.
“To tell you the truth, it’s not a complete no-brainer. I know some things about her.”
“Eh, you think so?”
I had thought it was impossible..
“Yes, I have some idea of who she is. It’s what you call profiling.”
“Haa, profiling……..”
I’ve heard of it in detective dramas. I think it’s something like…..predicts the criminal based on previous behavior.
It seems that based on the tendencies of the crimes they have committed, they may have judged them to be the type who wants to brag about their actions, or the type who will return to the crime scene…
Kombu Wakame probably didn’t even commit any crimes….but I wonder what she did?
“By the way, what kind of person is Kombu Wakame from your point of view?”
“You wanna know?”
I nodded to the confident looking Kitahara senpai.
Senpaialso takes a deep breath and creates a deep breath.
“To me, Kombu Wakame is……
Gulp ……
“A big-boobs, athletic woman !”
“……Eh?”
Hm? That is not the kind of profiling I was expecting.
I thought this kind of thing is usually considered personality and behavioral principles and such.
“Um…….”
“What? Are you impressed with my profiling?”
“No…is profiling really focused on visuals like this?”
When I asked, Kitahara senpai froze.
She turned her head down and mumbled quietly.
“…It’s fine, I’ve always wanted to say it once.”
Kitahara senpai blushes in embarrassment.
“…..Cute.”
“Eh?”
“Ah, no, nothing !”
For a moment I felt the urge to pat her, but then I quickly came to my senses.
A frightening gap in her beauty.
“I mean, how did that happen? Like having a big chest or being super athletic or something?”
“Oh, yes !”
Senpai nodded and drank the water that was next to her instead of the coffee.
“It’s simple. Kinami san, do you remember the radio broadcast just before the sports festival?”
“The sports festival…..oh, yes, there was one. I remember sending a letter too.”
“Yes, you sent a letter asking if you could cut out the sports festival because you mistakenly took a part-time job on the day of the festival.”
“Oh, you remember that?”
The letter was sent two months ago, but the content was hardly wrong. She remembered the contents of the letter.
However, she nodded her head.
“Yes, that is normal, right?”
“Well, I wonder……”
I’m not one of those people who get good grades, but I can tell that her memory is not normal.
Senpai continued to talk as if she didn’t know what was weird.
“So, she said on the radio at that time that she was generally good at sports, but she wasn’t good at hurdles.”
I see, so she’s athletic…..
It may seem a bit aggressive, but it makes sense.
“But Kombu Wakame is not good at hurdles. I’m the best at that.”
Maybe she’s not good at things like parallel bars. Maybe she’s a fast runner but has no sense of balance?
I thought of various possibilities, but the reason didn’t seem to make sense to me.
“……Well, I guess you’re right.”
“What’s with that reaction?”
Taking a quick look at my body, Senpai nodded in understanding. Do I really look like I have such a good sense of balance?
Senpai lowered her eyes and sipped her coffee.
“By the way, I heard that Kombu Wakame is not good at net diving.”
“Heh, net diving…….”
If anything, that’s my specialty. I’m small, so I’m good at getting through those kinds of obstacles, and there’s no resistance…
Hm? Net diving?
Thinking that far, I suddenly looked down.
My body is almost the same as it has been since elementary school, a smooth body, with none of the bulges that should be there.
“…….”
When I looked up silently, Kitahara senpai slowly narrowed her beautiful black eyes.
And he said it almost as if to comfort me.
“Well, it seems there is a demand for that, so don’t worry.”
“～～～～～～! !”
A hot feeling rushed up from the bottom of my body.
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“Come on, get yourself up quickly.”
“I still can’t. I haven’t recovered from the damage……”
“It’s a trivial matter, there’s no point worrying about it.”
“It’s important for a maiden !”
Seeing me with my face down on the desk, Senpai sighed.
“I don’t care about your small breasts right now, so let’s quickly move on to the Kombu Wakame.”
“Why do you say that so clearly?”
I put my hands on the ground and sat up.
I take back what I said ! This person is not kind ! !
“You’re just feeling down on your own, and we can’t move forward unless you get better.”
“Gee……”
Senpai who seemed not to mind at all when I glared at her.
I also gave up and returned to the conversation.
“Well, I think I’ve pretty much figured out how Kitahara senpai works. The plan is to identify her using the information on the radio.”
“Yes, that’s very fast and helpful”
“Well, on the condition that Kombu Wakame is telling the truth…….”
“I’ll have to take your word for it. I don’t know where else to search.”
“Well, yes……”
In fact, that’s how I got exposed, so I think it’s actually a pretty foolproof method.
“So, do you have any information about Kombu Wakame? There are tons of women with big breasts and good athleticism.”
“Well, I guess so…..”
Senpai put her hand over her mouth and thought.
“The other thing to consider is the fact that she’; not a first year student since you’ve been sending letters since last year…..oh, and Kageyama kun seems to be involved with the student council member.”
“Student council member?”
Suddenly, a suspicious word came out and I frowned.
“No, don’t worry about it. Kageyama kun just said it might be a one-time thing.”
“I see.”
Senpai also seemed to think that this was impossible, and waved her hand as if to dismiss it.
It’s true that President Saionji is a woman of both academics and sports, and I’ve heard that Vice President Shonai senpai is also a kendo champion. I’m sure they both had big breasts, but I can’t associate those two with Kombu Wakame at all.
“Well, maybe she has a voice fetish.”
“A voice fetish…that’s certainly true, since she sent him a letter like that.”
We both laughed and continued to speculate about the unknown Kombu Wakame.
Maitoshi