I Was Supposed to Be Giving Love Advice on the School Radio, but Before I Knew It, the Beautiful Girls at School Were Hitting on Me
“Kaori chan ! Squid 3, please !”
“Okay, Kageyama, how many more yakisoba left?”
“4 ! We’re running out of cabbage. Where’s the stock?”
“Oh, that’s back there, but I can’t let go of Kageyama right now.”
While I was scratching my head, a small shadow peeked over the counter.
“I happened to be free, shall I go get it?”
“Ah, then, Kinami, can I ask you to get it?”
“I’m counting on you !”
“Of course !”
With a crisp salute, Kinami gallantly left.
She’s doing a good job. I’m going to have to work harder too !
“Welcome !”
“Kageyama, you’re doing great !”
Kaori chan’s happy voice reaches me from behind. Even if it’s only temporary, I have to fill in the hole left by Kinami ! I can feel my adrenaline pumping. The line is getting smaller and smaller. This is the moment of truth……
I’m passing around the yakisoba while processing the customers one after another. I’m a human thermal power plant……!
“Welcome !”
“Kageyama kun, give me all the items here !”
“……Take your order, please.”
Standing in front of me was a glamorous beauty in a bathing suit. I glanced at her and saw that she was wearing a very revealing swimsuit. It is what is called a bikini, but it is more revealing than it should be because of her good looks.
But this beautiful woman is calling my name for some reason…… I wonder who she is. Do I know her?
“Oh, perhaps you didn’t hear me. But Kageyama kun, you look great as a waiter !”
“Please order quickly because you’re holding up the line~”
“Don’t worry, the wave has already passed !”
The beautiful woman in front of you opens her hand. When I fearfully peeked out from the counter, I saw that the line that should have formed there in large numbers had vanished somewhere.
I sigh.
“So why are you here, Prez……?”
I was desperately trying to look away, but I finally broke down. Because this guy is very assertive…….
The president nodded with a satisfied smirk.
“That’s obvious, isn’t it? I came to see how Kageyama kun works.”
“……I see.”
“Yes.”
The president who comes with a reply that I don’t understand.
“A friend of mine from my school works here. As the president and as a friend, it’s only natural that I should come and have a look.”
“No, well, that may be true, but……”
It’s true that after what happened the other day we’ve decided to stay friends for now, but…I don’t know why, this really stings my eyes.
“So, what can I get for you?”
“Well, I’m joking about all of the items….”
Good. I was afraid that the Saionji family had only been taught this way of ordering, so I was really relieved.
As I let out a sigh of relief, the chairman stared intently at my hands, her gaze fixed on the yakisoba and frankfurters I was cooking…
“Well, can I have two yakisoba and two frankfurters?”
“Okay, they are 1,400 yen each.”
I was somewhat prepared for a ton of orders to come in, but they were surprisingly normal.
“Oh? Perhaps you know Kageyama kun?”
Just then, the manager peeked in. The number of customers had subsided, and she had more time on her hands.
“Ah, yes, this is.”
“I am the student council president of Akihito High School. I’m Saionji Chihaya.”
Before I could introduce her, the president smiled softly.
“Oh, the student council president.”
“Yes, Kageyama kun has been very helpful.”
She was so polite that it was hard to believe she was the same person who had come to an electronics retail store and was trying to go on a shopping spree like a foreigner.
The store manager was a little taken aback by the perfect answer.
“Wow, as expected of the student council president, so humble and ladylike.”
“No, not at all.”
It’s true. I wanted to tell her so, but it was not my place to do so, so I kept my mouth shut.
“I’m Hayami, the manager here. Nice to meet you～”
“Hayami san, I’m glad to meet you.”
The president never wavered in her smile. From the neck down she was wearing an incredible swimsuit, but from the neck up she was perfectly pure and innocent, confusing my brain.
“Well, I’m heading back, so you can just talk.”
“Oh, hey, manager…..!”
While I was grilling yakisoba to my rave reviews, the manager briskly disappeared to the back of the restaurant.
Then, only the president and I were left behind at the beach house counter.
But if you keep your eyes on the yakisoba all the time, the heat will burn your eyes. Then…..even if I don’t want to, my gaze shifts to the president’s swimsuit.
Even so…that’s quite a revealing outfit…
The president is wearing what is called a bikini. It’s not exactly a string-less bikini, but it does at least hide her chest and waist.
It’s exposed where it should be, but it’s tightly closed…the president’s glamorous body is on full display…and my eyes are inevitably drawn to it.
However, even if your eyes are drawn to that, if you are sued for sexual harassment, you will lose. Concentrate all your attention on the yakisoba and check how each noodle is cooked…!
“S-so……”
As if to cut through the silence, the president shook herself a little.
“Kageyama kun, how do you like this look…..?”
“Hm? What are you talking about?”
Perhaps because the wait was awkward, the president timidly asked me, but when I looked ahead, I saw social death waiting for me. I couldn’t give her a proper response.
“I-I’m asking if this swimsuit looks good on me……”
“Oh, well, it’s fine, I guess? I’m not sure how to put it, I guess it’s very prez-like.”
Oh, it’s time to turn over the frankfurters～
“I-I chose this kind of swimsuit because I want you to always see me at my best, rather than leaving it up to Kageyama kun’s imagination…….”
“Yes, I think it’s very nice.”
Ah, I think I put a little too much cabbage in it, oh well, it’ll get replenished anyway.
“……Kageyama kun, don’t you think my swimsuit looks good on me?”
“Yes, I think so.”
“…..You think.”
The next moment I turned my frankfurter, an arm reached out from in front of me and grabbed the side of my head with tremendous force. Then, my gaze was forced to move forward.
In front of me was a smiling president, only the corners of her mouth turned up.
“Even though the lady is asking you what you think of the swimsuit, you don’t have any kind of reaction, Kageyama kun?”
“…..I-it looks great on you.”
She cupped my cheeks with both hands and I let out a silly voice. The heat from the hot plate started to crackle and warm my chin.
“Yes, good.”
The president, perhaps satisfied with my answer, quickly removed her hand. I lightly rubbed my warm chin. I can’t let my eyes drop to the yakisoba after coming all this way.
“So, what exactly did you like about it?
“Huh?”
“B-boys like these flashy swimsuits, don’t they?”
“E-erm……..”
“I’m always ready to show you my best self, so don’t hold back.”
The president’s expression, while imposing, shows some embarrassment and agitation.
Is this…perhaps? Is it the one you often see in manga and light novels?
“Um…perhaps you’re asking for my opinion?”
“What else could it be?”
I see, I didn’t know at all because I’ve never had any connection with her.
“Uh, right……”
“By the way, don’t say ‘cute’ and ‘looks good on you’. It’s too common.”
The president glared at me with a stern look. Of course, I’m not the kind of weak guy who would give an opinion to a girl and then brush it off with some random words like that. Yes, of course.
“Now, I wonder what Kageyama kun will say?”
The president with a challenging attitude. But she picked the wrong person I’m the current MC of the broadcasting club, and I have a vocabulary full of words of praise. I’ll take a good look at her and come up with the perfect answer…..
“Yes, your current outfit is very erotic.”
“Erotic?”
“Yes, to be honest.”
“O-oh. You’re being very honest……”
“Yes, you look amazing right now, Prez. I must confess, I find you very attractive.”
“Y-yes, very attractive……”
The president’s face turned red. Perhaps it was the heat of the yakisoba that made me feel more and more excited.
“Yes, you’re so attractive that it’s hard to believe. You really make the most of the your style.”
“S-stop for a second ! If you say that much ! Over capacity !”
The president’s face turned redder than ever as she turned her face away and restrained me with one hand. She looked away for a moment and seemed to be deep in thought.
“…Um, am I cute?”
“What’s with this sudden Slit-Mouth Woman?”
“Just tell me, am I cute?”
The president leans closer to me from across the counter. I instinctively try to move away, but I can’t because I’m holding something in my hand.
“…I thought saying cute was forbidden.”
“Just say it.”
The president’s eyes were very straight, and unlike before, they were filled with a serious shine that was a mixture of enthusiasm and hesitation.
I let out a sigh, trying to respond to her enthusiasm.
“Um…..cute, very cute.”
To be honest, that was the most embarrassing thing I had said. But it was worth it, as the chairman smiled.
“Thank you.”
The representative from our school looked very relieved…but there was also a great feeling of defeat.
At that exact moment, the yakisoba in my hand started to sizzle.
…Thank goodness, it’s not burnt.
“Oh, two servings of yakisoba and frankfurters. That’ll be 1,400 yen.”
“Yes, sir.”
After receiving the money from the president, I put the yakisoba in a pack and put it on the counter. The weight of the yakisoba rests heavily on both of my hands. It was for two people. Wait a minute…….for two?
“Um… I’m sorry to ask you something.”
“Yes, what’s wrong?”
“Prez, you are quite a gluttonous character, aren’t you?”
The president looked puzzled at my question for a moment, then suddenly laughed as if something had occurred.
“Oh, this is……”
“Of course you’re sharing it with me.”
In an instant, a large shadow fell on the counter. I looked up and saw someone.
“S-Shonai senpai…..you’re here…….”
“What, Kageyama, are you dissatisfied with my presence?”
“No, it’s not like that…….”
“Hey Koharu, Kageyama kun is troubled.”
President Saionji scolds Shonai senpai, who has a slight smile on her face. She looks like a princess and her knight.
“Well then, here is the food so please take your time…”
“Oh, is it over already?”
Although the president looked a little dissatisfied with me for cutting the meeting short, she shared the yakisoba and frankfurters with Shonai senpai.
Then, as they left, she looked behind and gave me a proud smile.
“Thank you, Kageyama kun, I’m glad you said I was cute.”
There was no need to say it directly… It was as if she was telling someone. Well, at least for now I can relax. I can finally take a break…!
“Senpai, I brought some cabbage.”
I heard a voice behind me and slowly turned around to see Kinami standing there, holding a cabbage.
“Oh, thank you……”
“I’ll leave the cabbage here for now.”
Kinami spoke in a flat, emotionless voice as she placed the cabbage a little distance away from me.
“Did you hear that…..Kinami?
“Eh? What?”
Oh, good, it seems that was not heard…… I’m relieved, at least for now.
I sighed in relief, and Kinami smiled at me.
“So it’s fine. Prez was erotic after all.”
……It’s not fine at all.
Maitoshi