I Was Supposed to Be Giving Love Advice on the School Radio, but Before I Knew It, the Beautiful Girls at School Were Hitting on Me
<This is a little before the first episode>
“Today’s noon broadcast from Akihito High School is about to begin the second half of the show!
As you’ve all been waiting for, we’re going to read out the letters we’ve received from our listeners !
This week’s theme is [Goals for the Sports Festival ]! What kind of goals will you set for the sports festival in the next three days?
First, we have a message from a name [Matcha Powder] !
[Hello, Kageyama san. My goal for the Sports Festival is,
I want to save my [physical strength] !
I have a part-time job on the day of the festival due to a mistake in my schedule. Because of this, if I try too hard, I’ll look blatantly uncool at my part-time job. I’m still going to work hard, so it’s a tough decision, but I’m going to have the Blue team give up on winning the 50m sprint. Sorry guys !]
……And that’s the end of it,
No, no, no, no, you can’t do that ! I know you have a part-time job, but if you cut corners on purpose, you’ll get in trouble ! And Matcha Powder, you were bragging last week about how your classmates were counting on you because of your athleticism, but you’ve lost your mind…… No, I understand that you don’t want to use too much energy because I also work part-time job, but if you want to take a break, you should go to class and…..ah, no, teachers. I’m not suggesting that you should skip class !
……Well, but Matcha Powder, you’re in the blue team, aren’t you? No disadvantage for me…….
Yes, I’ve come to a conclusion ! Part-time jobs are important after all ! Take it easy as much as you want !
Thank you for your letter, Matcha Powder～
Now, let’s hear from the next writer, who goes by the name [Deltora Forest].
[Hello, Kageyama san.
My goal for the Sports Festival is [Spring of Reading].
I would like to read gracefully in the shade of a tree while listening to everyone running hard and sweating. I heard that the Sports Festival is now held in May to prevent heat stroke, but the May sun is still too strong for me. I think I will bring a copy of Yasushi Inoue’s ‘Hyokabe’ with me to at least cool off. I think Kageyama san is the same type as me, so let’s read it together] ……That’s it.
…..How should I put it, it seems like we would get along well～
No, I know that I really should be careful about this kind of thing, but when you’re this refreshing, I just feel like you should just stay the way you are… But anyway, this is being broadcast in the staff room too, so I’ll just say it !
Don’t skip the sports festival !
Yes, well, I guess I now have an excuse to explain to the teachers…
So, going back to the topic of your letter, it’s the time of the sports festival, but it’s pretty hot in May, isn’t it !? To be more specific, it’s been hot enough to drink frozen sports drinks in May recently.
Well, last year, I was watching the sports festival while broadcasting and cheering, so I was suffering from the triple whammy of dehydration, too, and it was so hard that it barely counts as a good memory……
Oh, I know I sound like a loner, but I’ll be participating again this year as a member of the broadcasting club, you know?
……Well, last year I cheered for the red group too much and got complaints about biased reporting, so I’ll try to be moderate……
Oh, by the way, if you mention the name of the book, it might make it easier for people to find out who you are, so please be careful !
Thank you for your letter～.
Now, our next letter, and this will be our last ! It’s from a person with the name [Kombu Wakame.]
[Hello Kageyama san, I always enjoy listening to your radio.
What is my goal for the sports festival?
My goal for the sports festival is to win the obstacle course !
I’m a very athletic person. I’m a fast runner, and I’m also good at ball games. Because of this, I will be participating in the relay race.
However, there is only one event that I’m not good at. That is the obstacle race, as mentioned earlier on. There are various events such as parallel bars, candy finding, and bread-eating contests, but I’m especially bad at net diving. I have even chucked all the advantages I have made so far in net diving.
So please help me ! To the members of the sports festival committee ! Please eliminate net diving in the obstacle race ! I still have connections with the student council for this, so if you don’t comply, I may get some pressure from there.] ……The end.
Scary ! At first I thought it was a very pure letter, but the last one revealed your true nature……
Well, Kombu Wakame, it seems like in your other letters too, but from what you’ve said, are you someone related to the student council?
…What is the point of elections? I’m a little worried about the future of this school. There are only three days until the election, and the executive committee is putting pressure on us in a way that I don’t understand….
Well, for me personally, if they would just leave the obstacle course for the girls’ division,……I’ll leave the rest up to the boys—-eh?
Hey Mashiro sensei, I’m in the middle of a broadcast, please don’t come in……eh? Okino sensei in the infirmary pulling his pants down?
……As I thought, obstacle course is an inexcusable event ! We should get rid of them ! I’m counting on you, executive committee !
……Yes, well, let’s get to the request number quickly before my reputation goes to the point of no return !
This week’s request number comes from a guy with the radio name “Matcha Powder”.
It’s [Boku to Kimi no Horizon] by Orange Perm. Enjoy !”
Maitoshi