I’m Incompetent and a Failure, and My Childhood Friend, Who Is a Beautiful Kyoto Dialect Vice President Idol on the Outside but in Reality Is a Menhera Yandere, Is Dependent on Me, but Please, Leave Me Alone!
“Good morning… and by the way, …… that’s a great reaction…”
“Yeah….Good morning…”
The person who said that to me was Nonomura-kun, who was sitting next to me.
In such cases, it’s always a good chance that the girl next to you, who is hidden and plain but actually a beautiful girl with a secret crush on you, will talk to you.
Well, it’s not unusual for someone like me to be a recluse, so I’m thankful for the existence of friends like this.
“It’s been all about Tadano-kun and Kosaka-san since this morning, hasn’t it?”
“Is it that widespread already…?”
In the morning, I went to school with her and several students stared at me, but by the time I got to the classroom, it was spreading at a frightening speed, and it seems to have spread until Nonomura-kun heard about it like this.
I am always amazed at how much influence she has at school.
What is there to be so attractive about such a woman with a sticky Kansai accent…?
Well…she’s pretty, stylish, and smells nice, so I guess I don’t know.
“But I envy you, Tadano… you have such a beautiful and pretty childhood friend…”
“Are you serious?”
“Of course… it’s a classic romantic comedy… a beautiful girl as a childhood friend… I’m jealous of that alone.”
“If you were to actually be there, you’d be in trouble, wouldn’t you? Even today, everyone looked at me in a way that could only be considered murderous…I seriously don’t understand why she is getting closer to me now, even though we haven’t had any contact since we entered high school.”
“Does she like Tadano?”
“It’s impossible… it’s too much of a fantasy to think that such a beautiful girl would be interested in a low-spec, plain, low-ranking boy like me.”
“From my point of view, it feels like Riaju should explode!”
“RIajuu… me…?”
“Yeah.”
“You’re such an idiot… There’s no way I’m a riajuu right?”
“What do you mean? You have a beautiful childhood friend who’s very popular at school, and you go to school with her. I’m jealous.”
“………Well…I guess that’s what people think when they look at it from other places…”
Well, I don’t see why not.
I would have said the same thing if I were in the same position as Nonomura-kun.
So I understand that I am blessed with the situation I am in.
However, it’s not enough.
It’s not good enough for me.
The least relief is that she is in a different class from me, so we don’t have to spend a lot of time together while we are at school.
If we were in the same class, I might have turned all my classmates against me…
That girl is sociable.
She treats everyone equally and doesn’t separate them.
She treats everyone equally, from the brightest to the darkest.
Therefore, she is considered to have no secrets.
In addition, she is the vice president of the student council, a position that makes people yearn for her, and she has cheat-like academic ability and athletic ability.
In addition, she is an extremely beautiful girl with an outstanding style that makes everyone look twice.
Her popularity is a natural result.
She deserves the recognition she is getting.
That is why it is so hard to be with such a monster.
After that, it’s the same as usual.
The teacher arrives in the classroom with his subject in hand.
The afternoon class goes smoothly.
I don’t pretend to be asleep, but instead I seriously devote myself to copying the teacher’s scribbles on the board, but to be honest, I have no idea what is written on the board, so to me it just looks like scribbles.
I just copy it.
However, a lowly person should not neglect such a small effort.
Even if the test score is bad, if the class attitude is decent, you will not be on the teachers’ black list….
Well…since I can’t do anything in class, I really have nothing to do but sleep, fantasize, or quietly play gloomy games.
I’m still a decent person who takes notes seriously in class.
I managed to make it to lunchtime.
I’m sick of repeating the same thing day after day.
When I grow up, studying will just turn into work, but I think it’s still good that I get paid for my work.
Well…I guess it is the dream of many students living today to study hard and work for a good company that pays more than the taxes they get paid.
Well…I’m afraid that an incompetent person like me won’t be able to find a good job in the future, and I’m depressed from now on.
While I was thinking about this in the corner of my mind, I took out my mother’s lunch and talked about shadow games with Nonomura-kun, the atmosphere in the classroom changed at once.
No need to think about it.
She is here.
“Hello, Aki-kun, let’s have lunch together…”
“……Kosaka…san…”
“Ah, …..t-then I’m probably interrupting…”
“No problem~, don’t worry about it~, let’s eat together~.”
“Ah…yes…”
Nonomura-kun, reading the atmosphere, tried to quickly leave the place, but Akemi stopped him and he couldn’t escape.
I’m sorry to hear that.
I won’t let you leave me alone in hell.
“What were you two talking about? ~You were having a blast~”
“Anything fine right.”
“Wait!? ..uuum~, we were talking about games…”
“How good~ I don’t play games, so this is really new for me, What kind of games?”
“Eh…uumm…”
“I’m your classmate, so you don’t need to be so formal with me! So? What kind of game is it?”
“Hahaha… um… you know…?”
There’s no way he can answer that.
We’re talking about a social game for otaku.
The game we are playing had started a new event two days ago, and we were having a lot of fun talking about the new character pickup gacha that was added to the event.
Not only new characters, but this game has a lot of beautiful girls with big boobs and huge swords, guns, and other ridiculous armaments with very little cloth.
For me personally, it is a masterpiece filled with romance.
It’s not a particularly rare genre, and I think it’s the mainstream of the current shadowgames, but it’s a game that would be shunned by those of us nerds who separate ourselves from the general public.
Nonomura-kun doesn’t have the guts to answer this question to the most beautiful idol of the first grade…well, the most beautiful girl in school.
“This is a game that has nothing to do with Kosaka-san. Nonomura-kun is also in trouble, so it’s too reckless…”
“T-This is! It is an epic story of a battle between humans who have reached an evolutionary deadlock and the old humans who were eliminated because they could not evolve! In order to resist the evolved humans Ditirus, the old humans stole something from them. It’s a game where you create Dida based on the technology you used and compete against each other!!!”
Nonomura kun spoke quickly, as is typical of otaku, and gave us a quick rundown of the game we were playing.
It was a very clear and easy-to-understand explanation, and would have been the best presentation he could have given to his peers, but he had the wrong person to talk to.
Kosaka Akemi has no interest in such games.
She probably even dismisses them as a kind of child’s play.
So, the response that would come back was a given.
“I see…it’s an elaborate story, and it looks interesting. Should I give it a try?”
See ……… huh?
“Let’s do it! Let’s do it! We did it! Tadano kun, we have a friend!”
You …… are serious…
“Fufunn..! I’m free to play the game, okay? You have no right to stop me.”
“I’m not going to stop you~… you’ll get bored of it soon enough.”
“No, I’m not. Hooou~, you have a lot of characters….hnn?”
“What’s up?”
“What’s this… it’s all women…”
“Well, it’s a game for men, so it’s all women… if you don’t like it, why don’t you stop?”
“………Aki kun, do you have an oshi for any of these girls?”
“Haa? There’s no one ………….”
“…………..lies. So, Nonomura kun, do you have any oshi?”
“Huh? Me?”
“Yeah.”
“W-What’s the point of asking about my oshi?”
“No, it’s not like that. I want to know about my friends.”
“F-friend… well… yes. ……mmm…. I’m…a little girl named Lazarte! She’s a dida who is loyal to her master…but she’s a klutz, but when she has to do something, she does it! But when she gets into a fight, she’s great! She has a ruthless side to her, and she has no mercy for those who would be enemies of the Master! That’s what makes her so good!”
“Hee~I see~”
Her reply lacks any kind of energy…
Anyone could see that it was just a random comment… but his hobby… or rather, his nature? Nonomura kun, whose limiters of reason have been removed by a beautiful girl’s understanding of his interests…or rather, his proclivities, is oblivious to this, and he goes on and on, talking about his oshi as nimbly as a broken radio.
And then
“Heee, So, Nonomura-kun, do you know who Aki kun’s oshi is?”
“Huh? Tadano’s? Let’s see…! This is Bibio, who is usually a quiet and reserved girl but…”
“Oi! Hey! Stop it!”
“Okay, okay, okay. Go on.”
“Well, ……, she’s a quiet girl, but she’s very open to Master, and she only smiles at him…”
“Hmm~…so this is the kind of character you like, Aki kun?”
“I-It has nothing to do with Kosaka san, right? After all, she’s just a character from a game…”
“Hmm~…I see…”
“W-What is it…”
“Yeah, I’ll play this game too…”
“Eh? Really?!”
“Really?…”
“Fufu, I’m going to play it, so watch me.”
I don’t get it at all.
She had never shown any interest in this kind of game until now.
She thought it was just a childish game played by children.
So what’s the point?
And I don’t understand why she asks me who my favorite character is.
In this kind of game, it is a kind of policy to ask each other what your favorite character is, but in her case, I don’t think she is interested in it. I don’t think she would enjoy listening the talk about favorite character.
Well, before that, I’m feeling some kind of pressure…
Are you jealous of the character ……?
How is that possible…
It can’t be…
Kosaka Akemi to me……
I’m so self-conscious every single time…
It’s disgusting ……