I Managed to Bring Down the Entire Family of That Impossible-To-Conquer S-Class Beauty, Completely Filling in Her Outer Moat
โFinally, class is over.โ
All classes finished, I stuffed my textbooks into my backpack and prepared to head home.
Watching Kouki, who seemed busy with club activities, I left the school building and started walking home.
Just then, a black car suddenly pulled up right beside me, and men in suits emerged from inside.
โThis can’t beโฆ Kidnapping?!โ
โNo, Watarai-kun!โ
โHm? That voiceโฆ Amagiri-san?โ
There she was, Amagiri-san shouting from inside the black car.
Apparently, Amagiri-san was also being kidnapped right now.
โI told you to get a normal car so people wouldn’t get the wrong idea!โ
โThis was the only company car available~โชโ
โFine by me. Let’s show off a luxury car to the masses.โ
Peering inside the car, I saw not only Amagiri-san but also Hina-san and Sachiko-san riding along.
Thinking it was a nuisance to just stand around here, I got into the car and took a seat.
What the hell is going on? Just as I was wondering, Amagiri-san started explaining.
โWell, actually, I’m supposed to help Mom with her work and we’re heading out now, but Mom said, โI want Watarai-kun too!โโฆโ
โWhat? If this was the second kidnapping, I was planning to play it smarter this time.โ
โHuh? Second timeโฆ Second kidnapping!? Wait, the first one was okay!?โ
โBy the way, Hina-san, why did you want me?โ
โDon’t ignore my question!!โ
I knew if I dug any deeper, I’d end up spilling more than I should, so I smoothly changed the subject.
Amagiri’s mother, Hina-san, was dressed in her usual crisp suit, smiling cheerfully.
โWell, you see~, this shoot is for a โDate Outfit with the Opposite S*xโ feature, so I really wanted you to come~โ
โโฆI’m sure there are plenty of other suitable candidates besides me.โ
โWouldn’t it be awful if my daughter’s date was some complete stranger? That’s why you’re perfect, Nozomu-chanโชโ
โEh, but if it’s just a shoot for Amagiri san’s clothes, I don’t need to be there as the opposite s*xโโ
โPlease, won’t you accept it~?โ
โโฆโฆโฆโฆ. Sounds interesting, so sure!!โ
Hina san said โOh, wonderfulโชโ while cupping her cheek in her hand.
โThen why are you here, Sachiko san?โ
โSince I’m writing a romance comedy right now, I’m in charge of finding locations for those kinds of situations.โ
Sachiko gave a confident thumbs-up.
I don’t know how good her romance comedies are, but I guess I’ll see what she’s got.
After a few minutes of driving, we seemed to arrive at our destination.
โHere we are. My regular sweet shop.โ
The shop had a fancy atmosphere. It seemed like the kind of place you wouldn’t visit on your own unless you brought your older sister or someone.
Sachiko rang the doorbell and led the way inside.
โWelcomeโoh, Sachiko san! Today was the day for that photo shoot, right~?โ
โIndeed. First, let’s have everyone introduce themselves.โ
Sachiko, who was acquainted with the staff, turned her gaze to us and urged our introductions.
โI’m Amagiri Hina, president of the fashion modeling agency โRyuulโ. I’m Sachiko san’s daughterโชโ
โW-Well, I’m her granddaughter, Amagiri China! Nice to meet you all today!!โ
โโฆAh, I’m just a random background extraโโ
โThis fellow is my son-in-law, Watarai Nozomu.โ
โ”โโHaa!๏ผ”โ
Suddenly interrupted by Sachiko, Amagiri-san and I both gasped in unison.
When did I become Amagiri-san’s fiancรฉ?
โThat being the case, shall we order the Couples-Only Extra Large Parfait?โ
โGot it~! Just give us a moment, please~โ
Before we could even tell the waitress our names, we were shown to our seats and she left.
โSachiko san! Why did you do that!?โ
โWell, it’s couples-onlyโฆ And that parfait looks amazing on camera.โ
โIt’s a shoot! They’d serve it even if we weren’t a real couple!!โ
Ever since Chitose-san, I’ve had this feeling that Amagiri-san’s family is going all out to get me.
Is this the price I’m paying for them quietly closing in on me all this time?
โAlright then, China, come over here and get changed~โชโ
Amagiri-san looked displeased as Hina-san led her to the staff room to change into her shoot outfit.
And so, only Sachiko and I were left at the table. The silence was broken by Sachiko, sitting next to me.
โSo, Senseiโฆโ
โWhat is it, Sachiko san, you compulsive liar?โ
โUghโฆ When you say things like that, Sensei, it’s justโฆ depressingโฆโ
โโฆWhat is it, Sachiko san?โ
I frowned, took a sip of water, and asked her as she looked dejected.
โAren’t you going to call my granddaughter by her first name?โ
โAh. Come to think of it, I’ve been calling her by her last name all this time.โ
โHonestly, it’s confusing who you are talking about, so just call her by her first name.โ
It was true. Since becoming involved with the Amagiri family, calling her โAmagiri-sanโ might cause confusion.
It’s not that I stubbornly refuse to use her first name, but since calling her by her surname has become the norm, it might feel strangeโฆ
โAlright, alright. I’ll get you used to calling her by her first name.โ
โCould you please not read my mind so easily? Teach me how to do it later.โ
Sachiko received the parfait she’d personally ordered from the waiter, lifting the corners of her mouth slightly.
What on earth was about to begin?
โSince my appearance is identical to Cina’s, this should be good practice, no?โ
โWellโฆ I suppose so. What exactly do you plan to do?โ
โI’ll interact with you while imitating China. You call me China. That should correct it.โ
โSo I’ll convince yourselfโฆ Self-suggestion is my hobby, so no problem! Let’s do it!โ
โโฆI thought you drew a line, but it seems more like four or five lines have been drawn.โ
Sachiko cleared her throat and promptly began imitating Amagiri san.
โHey hey, Watari-kun, this parfait is super delicious! Let’s eat it together!โ
โWhoa. S-seriously~โ
โDo you think it’s harsh?โ
โNot in the slightestโฆโ
Thinking about Sachiko-san doing this stuff inside her headโฆ it’s pretty intense.
But grandma China-san’s quality is top-notch, as expected.
โAlright thenโฆ here we go! Open wide~โกโ
โEh, no, umโฆโ
โCome on, it’s part of your correction! Open wide~!โ
“โฆOpen wideโฆ “
Sachiko-san offered me a spoonful of vanilla ice cream, and I couldn’t refuse, so I stuffed it into my mouth.
This is also part of the effort to get me to call her China-san, right?
โHehe, Watarai-kun, you’re stiff as a board. Are you that nervous?โ
โWell, yeahโฆ somewhat.โ
โAhaha! It’s okay, I might be a little nervous tooโฆ just kidding!โ
โHm, hmmโฆโ
After a shy smile, she naturally placed her hand on my thigh and leaned in close enough for her breath to brush me.
Sachiko-san is way too seductive, seriously!?
What should I do? Help me, Nabatame-san. Your wife is probably a beauty capable of toppling a kingdom.
โI was thinking of wanting Watarai-kun as my grandson-in-law~ but if that’s not possible, I might just make him my second husband insteadโกโ
โHuh? Ehโฆ? China-san? This is just practice calling names, rightโฆ?โ
โWell? I wonder~โฆโกโ
Her hand, which had been resting on my thigh, gently traced up my body and finally came to rest on my cheek.
Oh crap.
Sachiko-san’s eyes looked like some kind of predator’s. This was serious.
I-If this keeps upโฆ I’ll be eaten alive!
The moment I thought that, a piercing voice rang out.
โGrandma! What are you doing to Watarai-kun!?โ
Thanks to the real China-san, who had finished changing, showing up, I avoided being eaten.
โโฆHey, Watarai-kun. Don’t you think Fake China’s pretty good too, compared to the real China?โ
โF-Fake China-sanโฆโ
โWatari-kun! Even if Grandma tries to get her hands on you, you have to refuse properly! You have Grandpa, after all!โ
โReal China-sanโฆโ
The real China-san sat down next to me, sandwiching me between the fake and the real.
If Fumihiko saw this, his brain would probably explode.
โHere, here, Watarai-kun, I’ll open wide for you again! Here, open wide โกโ
โYou can’t touch Grandma! Watarai-kun, just deal with me! Here, open wide!!โ
A chaotic situation erupted where spoons were being offered by both Chinas.
What the hell is this? Not my thing at all!?
My inner voice screamed like a data character shouting, โThis isn’t in my data!?โ
โWatarai-kun, you won’t eat Grandma’s โopen wide,โ right!?โ
โUh, yeah! I won’t eat it!!โ
โWatarai-kun, won’t you eat my โopen wideโ?โ
โI’ll eat it!!โ
A tug-of-war (?) over me erupted and seemed poised to escalate.
But a single word enveloped the scene in silence.
โOh my. What on earth are you two doing~โฆโ
โH-Hina-sanโฆ!โ
Hina-san appeared, wearing a cheerful yet clearly angry expression.
Her arrival brought the commotion to an end, and both of them got a thorough scoldingโฆ
Maiasa
Wow! We really did got oyakodon! ๐ฎ๐๐
Kinda.