Iโm Incompetent and a Failure, and My Childhood Friend, Who Is a Beautiful Kyoto Dialect Vice President Idol on the Outside but in Reality Is a Menhera Yandere, Is Dependent on Me, but Please, Leave Me Alone!
I sit down and sink my butt deeply into the sofa of the Kosaka house, which I am not accustomed to sitting on.
Of course, this sofaโฆor rather, my childhood friend’s house is not a comfortable place for me.
Although I have been in and out of this house more often recently, until recently I had not been here for many years, and I thought I would never walk through the door again.
For some reason, however, the resident of this house, Kosaka Akemi, one of the most beautiful girls in the school, started calling on me and helping me with my studies and so on.
Then, I was being punished by Akemi, so I came to her house with some hesitation and now I’m here.
In front of me is Akemi’s fatherโฆan uncle looking at me with a mask. I’m scaredโฆI want to go home.
Now both Akemi and aunt have left, and it’s just me and uncle here.
I had no idea what he was going to ask me, and I was in a state of shock.
“Now, Akiru-kun, let’s have a heart-to-heart talk among men!”
โYโฆyesโฆ”
“First of all, what do you think about my daughter, Akemi?”
“I like Akemi, butโฆ”
โBut โฆโฆ that she’s too precious for youโฆ that you’re not good enough for her?”
โEhโฆ?”
“I don’t mean to be rude, but I’m sure your abilities are not admirableโฆ and you’re aware of that, so you’re not sure if you’re really a match for Akemi, or if you’re worthy of a relationship?”
“AhโฆIโฆamโฆ”
“What do you think of my wife, Akiru-kun?”
โHee?”
“My wife is a woman of abilityโฆ she was outstandingly good-looking and intelligent even thenโฆ there were always many men around her who wanted to be with herโฆ and her beauty has not changedโฆ no, it has not stopped. Even now, I sometimes wonder why she chose meโฆ”
“Wellโฆโฆโฆ”
He started talking about his love for herโฆ
I’m only confused when I hear this kind of talk.
What does he want me to hear?
“Sometimes I feel so small in front of herโฆ don’t you feel the same way?”
“! โฆโฆโฆโฆAhโฆโฆyโฆ yesโฆ I’mโฆ.Iโฆno matter what I do, I’m uselessโฆI’m not good at anythingโฆeven though I’m a manโฆI rarely win against AkemiโฆEven if I can beat her with physical strength, what kind of proof is thatโฆ? I donโt want to beโฆIโฆIโฆโ
“I don’t mean to be irresponsible and say that I understand your feelingsโฆ but I can at least feel your anguish. โฆโฆ My daughter is very talented like my wifeโฆ I am sure that the man who will be her companion will have a hard time and as a parent I’m a little distressed about that.”
“IโฆI don’t have confidenceโฆAm I really right as Akemi’sโฆlover?. I like Akemiโฆ I’ve had a crush on her since I was a childโฆ but I’ve given up looking away, thinking that there’s no way I can reach herโฆ so when Akemi asks me to be her boyfriend, it still feels like a dreamโฆ but I couldn’t really feel itโฆ”
“HahahaโฆI feel like I’m watching myself when I was a kid, I know! I know! I said earlier that I wouldn’t be irresponsible enough to say I understand how you feel, but this isn’t cool, is it? Hahaha!”
“N-noโฆ”
“Akemi has a certain recklessness about herโฆshe believes in her own rightness more than anyone elseโฆthat may be a good thing, but sometimes it can lead to her being firedโฆthat sort of thingโฆ At times, she needs someone who can advise herโฆI want you to be that person.”
โM-meโฆโฆ?”
“I’ve been watching you for a long time, and I know who you are, and that’s why I wanted you to be in charge of my daughter.”
“Meโฆ forโฆ Akemi?”
“You don’t have to stand next to her, you can support her the way you want to, with no regrets, okay?”
“Uncleโฆ are you sure you want me to take care of Akemi?”
“I told you. Not everyone is good enough for her, right?”
“โฆโฆโฆ.โ
“Can you do it?”
“I honestly don’t know if I can or not, but I want to be with Akemi.”
“Well then, I’ll leave it to youโฆ”
“Uncleโฆ”
This man is also a being far above meโฆa person who has taken a high peak as a companionโฆ.
He understands my hesitation and anguish.
Even so, he made a decision, married that beautiful wife, and welcomed Akemi as his daughterโฆ and they have built such an ideal family.
Uncle seems to be a very big part of my life.
How can I put it, this is what I call a dependable adultโฆ.
For meโฆthis was the first time I had an adult who was worthy of my respect.
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The punishment for Akiruโฆit was to push him into a corner with my parents.
At first, I thought about pushing him more mentally and physically, but I thought this would be most effective for Akiruโฆ.
Sure enough, Akiru looked like he was going to cry the whole time, and looked like he was going to scream.
Fufuโฆthat’s a good sign.
In spite of the fact that he had a girl named me, he still went along with such a plain, dark-rooted, Brocon crazy girl.
Besides, when he grows up in the future, there will be many situations in which he will have to talk with people who are higher in rank than he is, and if he sees today as a rehearsal, it will go around and benefit Akiru. If anything, this is still a good thing, because I’m worried about his future if he can’t even have a good dialogue with my parents.
Wellโฆdespite what I said about worrying about the future, I don’t need Akiru to grow up, and I don’t think I need him to do so.
I don’t want Akiru to support me in the future, and I don’t expect him to do so.
All I want is for Akiru to satisfy my hunger.
However, I want him to develop at least a little bit of courage.
I don’t want him to be as run away from me as he is now.
Don’t worryโฆAkiru has the nerve to snap at me.
I know that he has the guts to compete with me, unlike the crowds who only know how to lift me up like a butterfly or a flower.
He has a desire to surpass me even though he understands what is appropriate for me.
Yes, I have a liking for AkiruโฆI basically have no likingโฆno interest in anyoneโฆ.
That is why I want to keep Akiru at hand.
That’s why I entered into the silly scheme of being a lover.
This is not a trivial thing like romantic feelingsโฆthis is something more preciousโฆ.
I feel fluffy.
When I look at Akiru, my emotions run high.
My body is hotโฆI feel desire.
I have never felt such a thing in anyone else.
My body and mind are so disturbedโฆ Akiru is really a sinful manโฆ
My thoughts always revolve around Akiruโฆ.
Even now, my parents are trying to make him cry, and he is desperately trying to think of a way out of this situationโฆaaaahโฆโฆaaahโฆ.howโฆ How sweetโฆ
I want to tease Akiru more and moreโฆ
I want to see Akiru’s crying face more and more.
When I was thinking about thatโฆ
“Haaโฆ both of youโฆ could you leave the table for a while?”
Get out of my seat?
Are you telling me to get out of this best special seat in the house?
Whyโฆ?
Don’t be silly!
No matter how my parents are, there are some things you can say and some things you can’t!
“What are you talking about? Dad?”
“Even if the three of us continue to surround him, we’ll never know Akiru-kun’s true feelings, and if we let him go without a fight, it’ll only leave a bad feelingโฆ so I thought it would be better to have a heart-to-heart talk between us men.”
โThatโs, Iโฆ”
“That’s true~, you’re very good at it! You’re my husband, after all~”
“Hahaha! That’s not so bad!”
What?
What is it?
This is crazyโฆ this is crazy.
If it was just my father, I might have been able to talk him out of it, but I can’t win against my motherโฆ.
I’ve never been able to beat my mother.
I don’t think I can win an argument with her.
When Mom took Dad’s idea, it was decided that Akiru and Dad would have a private conversation.
I can’t seeโฆ Akiru’s crying face from a special seatโฆ
I can’t see itโฆ
โCome onโฆletโs go? Akemi.”
“Ehโฆ? Uhโฆyesโฆ”
“Fufuโฆthat was dissapointing, wasn’t it?”
โEhโฆ?”
“Because you can’t have all of Aki-kun’s cute parts to yourself, Akemi chan, you love Aki-kun so much!”
“โฆโฆโฆ, that’sโฆ”
โUfufuโฆ”
What I’m thinkingโฆis probably all over my momโฆ.
As expected of motherโฆ.
I’ve never been able to beat her, and I don’t think I ever will.
So FL only like a distressed Akiru not Akiru himself? Lmao, dunno. Looks not a yandere but a psycho one who is happy on others suffering?