Iโm Incompetent and a Failure, and My Childhood Friend, Who Is a Beautiful Kyoto Dialect Vice President Idol on the Outside but in Reality Is a Menhera Yandere, Is Dependent on Me, but Please, Leave Me Alone!
Nowโฆif your childhood friend, a beautiful girl with a Kyoto accent who is full of S attitude, says, “I have to punish you, don’t I? What kind of punishment would you imagine?
I’m sure it would be something extreme and stimulating to the ะ-mind, and my useless imagination would be on full display.
Wellโฆthere’s one thing I’ve already noticed.
She enjoys teasing me.
Teasing? Isn’t that a mistake? Some may think it is, but I’m going to go out and call it teasing.
She is a good teaser, Akemi san.
โฆโฆ, anywayโฆ I don’t know what she enjoys teasing me about, but that indescribably happy look on her face when she is teasing me is, in a way, an expression of her pure feelings.
I guess she can be her pure self only when she is teasing me.
It’s really a manly thing to do.
Wellโฆit would have been better if it was more manly and something to be proud ofโฆ.
Wellโฆputting that aside, I was half-excited and half-anxious about what she was going to punish me with, so I nervously went to her house as she had instructed, without preparing anything in particular, and without thinking about anything in particular.
I have never regretted it so much.
“Hey! Akiru-kun! It’s been a long time! Have we talked like this since you and my daughter were in the sixth grade? Well! You’ve grown up!”
โAraara! dear, You’re so happy to see him again after such a long time, but could you please calm down more?”
“Hahaha! I’m sorry, but it can’t be helped, can it? I haven’t seen Akiru-kun in a long time, so I must be excited.”
โMoou! dear! Ufufu”
I crossed the threshold of the Kosaka house and usually go straight to Akemi’s room, but today I was taken to the living room, where a three-way meeting between me, Akemi, and the Kosaka parents began.
Ha? Why?
Akemi murmured quietly.
This is the punishmentโฆ.
In other words, the meeting with her parents was the punishment for me.
It’s too muchโฆtoo much.
I still don’t have enough awareness of the fact that I am Akemi’s boyfriend, I might even say that I lack it.
I mean, isn’t that right?
I know it sounds like I’m being a bit harsh, but Akemi and I don’t match up, and we’re not even close in terms of smarts, athletic ability, or moral fiber.
It’s just too arrogant of me to be her boyfriend.
It’s impossible for me to have a real sense of what it’s like to be her boyfriend.
Of course, there is no reason not to be happy because you can go out with the person you have always loved, but when it comes to actually going out with someone, it’s a different story.
I still don’t know why she chose me in the first place.
They say that love is not about logic, but someone like me with low self-esteem is not good at thinking positively about things.
I don’t have the resolve or confidence to be Akemi’s boyfriend.
I’m not ready to have a battle with her parents with that kind of mindsetโฆ.
This is an unprecedented hell for me.
It was a hell that I could never have imagined from the cute sounding punishment.
As expected, it was Akemi-sanโฆI was trying to escape from reality, but Akemi’s fatherโฆlost his cheerful demeanor and narrowed his eyes and asked me a question.
โSo, I heard that Akiru-kun has a close relationship with my daughter. Is that true?”
โEh? Ahโฆyyyyโฆ”
“What is it? What answer? There are only two answers: yes or no, right?”
“Y.. yesโฆ”
โThen why did you act like you were having an affair even though you had a girlfriend?โ
โCccccheating?!”
“My daughter told me. I heard that you were alone with a girl in the same grade and were having some kind of secret conversation? You went out of your way to hide from her? What is it? Akiru-kun?”
“It’sโฆwellโฆit did take the form of a secret conversation, but I wasnโt hidingโฆ”
I was about to make some kind of excuse when Akemi interrupted me.
“You’re lying, aren’t you? I heard from Nonomura-kun? As soon as it was lunch time, you left the classroom as if you were running away, right? And since the sister of the student council president was here in the morning, I went to the literature club room to see if she was there. So, it’s a little harsh to say that you didn’t hide from me, don’t you think? Akiru san?”
“โฆโฆโฆโฆ.”
I’m in so much troubleโฆ
I want to run awayโฆ.
But there is no way out of this situation.
When I got a glimpse of the reality of my friendship with the literary girl of my dreams as a brocon brat, I realized that my dreams were just dreams.
CheatingโฆI see, my behavior is indeed what is called cheating. It’s a complete turnoff for a useless guy like me to cheat on a beautiful girl like Akemi.
To be honest, it would be more natural for me to be cuckolded by some handsome guy and she says, “I don’t need another indecisive, useless guy like Aki-kun anymore.”
“Akiru-kunโฆthe relationship between the two of you is a decision made by the two of youโฆAs parents, we have no intention of arguing about itโฆWe’re not going to say things like our daughter won’t do it, or anything like a toxic parent from a previous eraโฆ But as a parent, I can’t stand to see my daughter being disrespected, you know?”
“Y.. yesโฆ”
โHaaโฆWould you two excuse us for a moment?”
“Hee?”
“Eh?”
“Yes?”
In the heavy atmosphere, Akemi’s father made such a suggestion to his wife and daughter for some reason.
The three all voiced their doubts in different ways.
Naturally, Akemi did not understand this, either, and she took a swipe at her father.
“What are you talking about? father”
“Even if we keep the three of us together like this, Akiru-kun’s true feelings won’t be known, so even if we let him go, only the resentment will remainโฆ In that case, I think it would be better for the men to open up and talk about it.”
“Oh, no, Iโฆ”
“That’s true~, youโre very good dear! You’re my husband, after all~.”
“Hahaha! That’s not so bad!”
Akemi still wanted to say something, but eventually aunt took her out of the living room.
Now it’s just me and uncleโฆ.
Her father is on the other side of the roomโฆ.
What is this โฆโฆ
Akemi’s punishment started going in an unexpected direction without her.