The S**ttiest Gyaru in the Class Confessed to Me
Aisha crawled on the ground.
“Bro. This is bad… We’re screwed.”
Then, Ichika (character name: Ichika) said casually.
“Can’t we just tell this old lady that we’re going to quit?”
If it were that easy, it wouldn’t be a legendary quest.
“Give it a try.”
When I said that, Ichika spoke to the NPC.
“Sou kun, even if I tell this person I’m quitting, she says, ‘Don’t say that, please reconsider,’ and I can’t proceed…”
“Once you accept this quest, you can’t back out until you clear it.”
This quest cannot be canceled.
The operating company calls it “spec” but it’s most likely a neglected bug.
“What? What should I do? Am I stuck in this village forever?”
“Right? That’s why it’s the legendary garbage quest that drove so many beginners to quit.”
Moreover, this quest apparently has a life-hard mode development waiting afterward. You can’t even quit, and if you proceed, you’ll get stuck.
Ichika clapped her hands.
“Oh, I can just leave this as is and take on another quest instead!”
Aisha (Aisha’s avatar name) tapped Ichika on the shoulder.
“That’s the thing. Newbie adventurers can only accept one quest at a time.”
“So if I don’t finish this, there’s nothing I can do?”
“That’s right. However, having two front-line fighters, a mage, and a healer was a stroke of luck.”
“Hey, Sou kun, Aisha chan, what’s going on?”
Ichika seems to have no concept of internet literacy. This person has been calling me by my real name the whole time, ruining the identity I’ve built up as a female character.
Aisha interjected.
“Ichika chan…well, except for Souta, everyone else uses their character names or first names, so it’s not a problem, right?”
If everyone is using their real names, then it’s even more of a problem.
Besides, who is Sota anyway?
“So, what was it again? Can we clear it with our job combinations?”
Aisha answered my question.
“Basically, this quest is almost impossible to clear, but the few who have managed to clear it have a combination of two front-line and two back-line characters.”
Ichika spun around.
“Then we’ve got this in the bag, right?”
Ichika said that, but even with the strategy information, no one has managed to clear it. I don’t think that’s exactly “in the bag.”
Aisha continued.
“However, there’s a problem with the cat girl healer…”
“Wait, does that mean I can’t heal even though I’m a healer !?”
Ichika tilted her head.
“No, you can heal. It’s a close-range healing spell. Seeing is believing, so check the description of your skill.”
Ichika read the description aloud.
“Um, Cat Heal is a spell that heals injuries by licking the affected area directly, just like cats do when they heal each other.”
What a pointlessly realistic setting.
The cat girl healer is a close-range healing class. By the way, “close-range” here doesn’t mean melee combat. It means you need to get close to the target to heal them.
That’s pretty niche.
Ichika continued.
“Wait, so if Sou kun gets injured in the groin, I have to lick his groin??”
“I don’t understand why you’re using the groin as an example, but…well, that’s how it works.”
“That is a bit embarrassing♡”
The real Ichika sitting next to me looks a little happy.
“Hey, Sou kun. I’m okay with it, got it? It’s just in the game.”
“Do you not like it outside the game?”
“Hmm. Outside the game, I’d actually be happy♡ You see, if that happened, I wouldn’t want it to end right away♡”
Hmm, this…
We’re still talking about the groin, right?
Well, a virgin couldn’t possibly control that.
“By the way, how long do I have to wait?”
“Hmm, about 30 minutes?♡”
Even if I subtract one from 30, it still seems impossible…
“Is it bad if it’s too fast?”
“If it’s Sou kun, it’ll be cute. Just do your best during the real thing.”
The real thing…(lol)
That’s pretty explicit.
Well, I don’t think someone who can’t even manage the warm-up can handle the real thing.
Wait.
I’m not as jealous as before when I talk about this with Ichika.
Maybe I…
Could I become a proper gentleman who can ask all sorts of questions and be happy about it in the future?
“…Cough. It’s a bit awkward to see you two being so affectionate in front of me.”
Aisha scolded me.
Aisha seems a little more mature now.
Aisha continues.
“But there’s a problem with the strategy, isn’t there?”
That’s right.
There are practical issues with this design.
“But…”
When I said that, Ichika tilted her head.
“Hm?”
“If Aisha gets hurt, can you lick her?”
Ichika touched her lips with her right index finger.
“Hmm. She’s Sou kun’s little sister, and she’ll eventually become family. I can do it.”
Now, it’s time to get to the heart of the matter.
“Then what about Nagisa sensei♂? She looks like a cat girl, but can you lick her?”
“Eh. But she’s definitely a man on the inside. Plus, she’s getting old… She’s not really the type, and even in the game…”
Ichika continued with a serious expression.
“I think that might be a bit too much.”
Maigetsu