Episode 33 – Fake Date (Final Confirmation Edition)


Mob Character Reincarnation Loner: As a Result of Supporting the Heroine Who Had Been Rejected, I Ended up Being the Recipient of Her Heavy Emotions…


After school, I was on a pretend date with Serizawa Misuzu, Nanase Hiyori’s best friend.

โ€ฆHow did this happen?

I couldn’t help but clutch my head, but unlike last time, Serizawa-san and I had overcome many difficulties and shared a lot of time together since then.

In other words, our mutual understanding had deepened compared to back then.

I should be able to understand at least a little of what Serizawa-san is thinking right now.

I glanced over at Serizawa-san.

โ€œThat cloudโ€ฆ looks like boobs.โ€

โ€ฆI have absolutely no idea what she’s thinking.

Sighing, I looked at the cloud Serizawa-san was staring at.

โ€œAh, reallyโ€ฆ it does look like boobsโ€ฆ that’s dirty.โ€

โ€œRight? So naughty.โ€

Wait, what are we even talking aboutโ€ฆ

โ€œUm, is this fake date also a test to see if I can satisfy you?โ€

โ€œHmm, today’s task is a bit different.โ€

โ€œOh, reallyโ€ฆ So what is today’s task?โ€

โ€œMake my heart race on this date.โ€

That’s impossibleโ€ฆ

Feeling slightly hopeless, we arrived at our destination, the cafe.

A staff member came over and showed us to our seats. The interior was stylish, fitting for a popular spot, and we got a nice table overlooking the courtyard.

The surrounding tables were packed with couples, so the staff probably thought we were a couple too and tried to be considerate.

โ€œโ€ฆAre you nervous?โ€

Serizawa-san asked, looking up from the menu across the table.

โ€œWell, a little.โ€

โ€œHeh, Irie, it’s probably your first time alone with a girl in a cafe, so it’s no wonder you’re nervous.โ€

โ€œWhoa, don’t underestimate me. I actually had a parfait alone with Nanase san before, so this is my second time.โ€

โ€œEhโ€ฆโ€

Well, back then I was just desperately trying to provide mental care for Hiyori after she got dumped by Tenma, so it wasn’t a date or anything.

Come to think of it, that Hyper Mega Jug Parfait was deliciousโ€ฆ

โ€œโ€ฆSomehow, that pisses me off.โ€

Serizawa-san turned her gaze back to the menu with a sulky expression.

Huh, did I maybe pick the wrong conversation optionโ€ฆ

โ€œHave you decided on your order?โ€

The waiter must have sensed my blunder and came over to take our order.

โ€œWe’ll have the Couple’s Exclusive Lovely Parfait Set.โ€

โ€œHuh?โ€

โ€œUnderstood. The Couple’s Exclusive Lovely Parfait Set, then. Please wait a moment.โ€

โ€œUmโ€ฆ!โ€

Just as I tried to call out, the server darted swiftly into the kitchen.

Looking at Serizawa-san, flustered, she was calmly drinking water as if nothing happened.

โ€ฆAs expected, I have no idea what she’s thinking.

While I waited, fidgeting, the server returned with drinks on a tray.

โ€œHere you go, the Peach-Scented Lovey-Dovey Tea Soda.โ€

A large glass was placed in the center of the table.

The glass held the peach tea soda, pierced by a heart-shaped straw with two mouthpieces.

I know this. It’s the kind of thing lovey-dovey couples sip together while flirting on dates.

Serizawa-san put her lips to the straw and stared intently at me.

โ€œโ€ฆIrie, aren’t you going to drink?โ€

โ€œEh, drinking at the same time is a bit muchโ€ฆ Ah, noโ€ฆ I’ll drink.โ€

I gave in to Serizawa-san’s pressure and put my mouth to the other straw.

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€

The two of us drank our peach tea soda in silence.

Somehow, it wasn’t what I expected.

Sipping my soda, I glanced at Serizawa-san’s face.

โ€ฆYeah, Serizawa-san really is cute. Her features are well-defined, and maybe it’s that mysterious aura, but she has a slightly mature charm.

She got confessed to the other day too, so she’s popular, huh.

โ€œโ€ฆHonestly, staring at me like that makes me embarrassed.โ€

As I stared at her unconsciously, Serizawa-san flushed and looked away. This reaction is pretty rare.

โ€ฆIf I said something nice here, could I make Serizawa-san’s heart skip a beat?

โ€œBlushing Serizawa-sanโ€ฆ you’re cute.โ€

โ€œโ€ฆ idiot.โ€

She muttered it like a whisper and turned away in a huff.

Ugh, I messed up. Maybe I should’ve said something elseโ€ฆ

As if sensing my second blunder, the waiter arrived at just the right moment with our parfaits.

โ€œSorry to keep you waiting. Here’s your โ€˜Feed Each Other Lovey-Dovey Parfaitโ€™.โ€

What kind of name is that for a parfait?

The server, smiling for some reason, placed the parfaits on the table. Mine was a strawberry parfait, and Serizawa-san’s seemed to be a peach one.

โ€œIrie, Irie, let’s take a picture! The one where we make a heart together!โ€

โ€œSerizawa-san, you look so happyโ€ฆโ€

We had the waitress take a photo of us making a heart pose while holding both parfaits.

When she smiled and said, โ€œYou two are so lovey-dovey,โ€ it felt kind of embarrassing.

โ€œโ€ฆMmm, delicious.โ€

Serizawa-san was happily stuffing her face with her parfait. Peach parfait looks good. So tasty.

As I watched Serizawa-san happily eating her peach parfait, she scooped up a portion with her spoon and thrust it right at me.

โ€œYou want some, don’t you? Fine. I’ll give you a bite. Here, Ahhn.โ€

โ€œEh, noโ€ฆ I don’t need the ahnn, do I?โ€

โ€œThis is a โ€˜feed each otherโ€™ lovey-dovey parfait.โ€

โ€œโ€ฆThat’s the one with someone’s mouth on it, right?โ€

โ€œHuh. You did an indirect kiss with Kirifuji, but you don’t want to do it with me? Wow.โ€

โ€œI’ll gladly accept.โ€

In the end, true to its name as a โ€œLovey-Dovey Parfait for Feeding Each Other,โ€ we fed each other our respective parfaits until they were completely finished, then left the cafe.

When paying, the staff member said with a genuinely innocent smile, โ€œThis is the first time we’ve seen a couple actually feed each other like that!!โ€ Honestly, I felt like I was gonna die from embarrassment.

We stopped at a nearby taiyaki shop, and she bought me taiyaki in return.

โ€œIrie, thanks for hanging out today. It was fun.โ€

โ€œI’m glad. So, did I actually make your heart skip a beat, Serizawa-san?โ€

Serizawa didn’t answer that, instead saying,

โ€œโ€ฆActually, there’s something I’ve wanted to ask you for a while.โ€

She brought that up.

โ€œHuh? Uh, sure.โ€

When I nodded, Serizawa opened her mouth with a more serious expression than I’d ever seen before.

โ€œDo you like Hiyori?โ€

โ€œHuh? Ahโ€ฆ well, yeah.โ€

โ€œโ€ฆSo, that’s it. You want to date herโ€ฆ right?โ€

โ€œNo, not at all.โ€

โ€œ? โ€ฆ???โ€

Oh, Serizawa’s eyes are darting around in confusion. It’s fun seeing so many different sides of her today.

โ€œUm, Irie, what do you meanโ€ฆ?โ€

โ€œFor me, Nanase is my favorite heroine.โ€

โ€œWhat do you meanโ€ฆ!?โ€

โ€œWellโ€ฆ like, even if you really like an idol, you don’t seriously want to date them, right? So Nanase is just my favorite heroine, that’s all.โ€

Serizawa-san stares blankly at my smug face as I explain.

โ€œUm, Serizawa-san? Did you get it?โ€

โ€œโ€ฆHeh, heh heh.โ€

โ€œHuh? Wh-what’s wrong? Are you okay?โ€

When I call out worriedly to Serizawa-san, who’s laughing strangely, she wipes away tears of laughter and says this.

โ€œI wavered. Even I’m surprised at how much.โ€

Wavered? What does that mean? Did she get flustered?

โ€œYeahโ€ฆ I think I like Irieโ€ฆ No, maybe it has to be Irie.โ€

โ€œUm, what do you meanโ€”โ€

โ€œHey, Irie.

Let’s go out.โ€


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