Episode 4


I Managed to Bring Down the Entire Family of That Impossible-To-Conquer S-Class Beauty, Completely Filling in Her Outer Moat


โ€œI’m so sleepyโ€ฆ I slept through most of classโ€ฆโ€

In the end, I spent my Sunday glued to the computer, finishing up work well past midnight.

Writing novels and drawing illustrations are both fun hobbies. It’s just a bit tough when they cut into my other interests.

But hey, it’s fun, so whatever! Looking forward to more of this!!

โ€œNozomu~, you seemed really sleepy today!โ€

โ€œKoki? Yeah, been kinda busy.โ€

โ€œHeh heh, figured you’d be busy. Ta-da! I passed your DALO rank~~!โ€

โ€œWhoa! That’s awesome. Congrats.โ€

Koki showed me a photo on his phone. It was a screenshot of a computer game.

DALO is a popular game right now, and rank is like your status within the game.

โ€œI even took a screenshot!โ€

โ€œGood thing you took a picture.โ€

โ€œHuh? What do you mean?โ€

โ€œLast night, after I finished my work, I noticed you’d passed my rank, so I passed you back.โ€

โ€œHuh? What? Whaaat?!โ€

I shouldn’t have been so sleep-deprived that I’d fall asleep during class.

But, I was playing one of my hobbies, gaming, to relax, and lo and behold, before I knew it, the sky had brightenedโ€ฆ

โ€œDid you really not want to be passed like that~!?โ€

โ€œYeah! Losing to you makes my guts boil!โ€

โ€œThat’s not something to say with a smile! You stubborn loser!!โ€

โ€œโ€ฆJust kidding. Actually, I’m meeting up with a friend from that game tonight. Leveling up for bragging rights.โ€

โ€œOh, I see! Wait, that friendโ€ฆ could it be โ€˜Mr. Thousandโ€™!?โ€

โ€œThat’s right.โ€

Among the friends he’d made in the game, there was someone called Mr. Thousand.

He’s a pro gamer and a video creator. Though he doesn’t show his face, he’s a huge celebrity with over a million subscribers.

So today, I’m having dinner with him, which is why I’ve been grinding to level upโ€”so he doesn’t look down on me.

โ€œI wanted to go to the meetup too~. I wanted to see Mr. Thousand in person!โ€

โ€œDo you have plans too, Koki?โ€

โ€œHouse stuffโ€ฆ Ugh, I really wanted to go!โ€

โ€œI’ll get you an autograph or something.โ€

After homeroom ended, I said goodbye to Kouki.

As I was leaving, my eyes met Amagiri-san’s in the classroom.

(Come to think of it, yesterday was the first time I actually talked properly with Amagiri-san. Well, it’s not like that means we’ll suddenly become close friends or anything.)

Yesterday, I happened to run into Amagiri san at the supermarket.

She was buying insect cookies, which made me feel a connection. Not that insect cookies have any dimension-crossing powers or anything, so it doesn’t mean we’re suddenly close or anything.

I headed straight home, changed into my regular clothes, and made my way to the meeting spot.

โ€œUm, I thought you said you’d be here firstโ€ฆโ€

The chat described Thousand-san’s appearance, but is this real?

Black clothes, 190cm tall, round sunglasses, handsome.

โ€œWell, Thousand-sanโ€ฆ yeah, he’s the type to say โ€˜Me? I’m handsomeโ˜†โ€™ himself. โ€ฆHm?โ€

As I got closer to the meeting spot, I started feeling a bit off.

โ€œThat guy earlier was super cool!โ€

โ€œMaybe an actor~โ€

โ€œBut he seemed to be waiting for someone, so probably notโ€ฆโ€

โ€œNah, nah, he had a ring on his ring finger, so no way lolโ€

Women walking down the street were gossiping about someone with dreamy expressions.
Could there really be a hottie exactly as described in the chatโ€ฆ?

Half-believing, half-doubting. That feeling gradually shifted toward โ€œbelief.โ€

As I kept walking, there he was.

โ€œWhoa!? There really is a hottie!โ€

โ€œโ€”Huh? That voiceโ€ฆ Could it beโ€ฆ You, Hope-kun!?โ€

A tall guy wearing sunglasses, a hottie who looked like he’d stepped right out of an anime.

He strode over with his long legs, closing the distance, and started staring intently at my face.

โ€œAhโ€ฆ yes, I’m Hope, the one playing the game. Nice to meet you, Thousand san.โ€

โ€œHope-kun in the flesh!! Yeah, yeah, you’re young. You look like you’re living your youth to the fullest, which is awesome!โ€

โ€œAhahaโ€ฆ thanks.โ€

He grabbed my hand and shook it vigorously up and down, his joy evident.

His eyes behind the sunglasses were almost hypnoticโ€”even I, a guy, felt my heart race under that gaze.

Is this what they call being charmed?

โ€œWell then, let’s go eat right away! How about sushi? Or a yakiniku party?โ€

โ€œEh, weren’t you supposed to decide, Thousand san!?โ€

“Nah, I figured it’d be better to ask you directly~. I’m a dad, but she got mad at me for not listening properly.”

โ€œIsn’t that just Thousand-san’s fault? You do tend to charge into enemy territory without listening sometimes.โ€

โ€œOuch! You hit a sore spot!โ€

Thousand-san slapped my arm hard, arm around my shoulder.

I thought meeting him in person might change my impression, but apparently not.

โ€œOh, my name’s Chitose. Nice to meet you.โ€

โ€œSo that’s why you’re called Thousand. I’m Watarai Nozomu.โ€

โ€œNozomuโ€ฆ that’s just perfect, huh?โ€

We walked along, chatting, without deciding where to go.

Just then, Thousand-sanโ€ฆ no, Chitose-san’s phone buzzed in his pocket.

โ€œHold on a sec. Hello? Nothing planned today, right? What’s up? โ€ฆHuh? The captain and vice-captain of the tournament team got food poisoning and are down, so they want me to step in!?โ€

The pro-gaming agency Chitose belonged to was called Barbaric Salamander, or BS for short.

I was pretty sure there was a fighting game tournament today, but food poisoning? I never expected thatโ€ฆ

โ€œThat’s the fancy sushi place where you don’t get a turn if you win, right? Yeah, yeah. You want to know if there are some famous, strong players there? Hold on a sec. Hope-kun!โ€

โ€œHuh? Yes?โ€

โ€œActually, our agency is running this fighting game tournament called the BS Cup right now. But apparently, the captain and vice-captain of Team C got KO’d by some rotten melon bread.โ€

โ€œWhat are you guys doingโ€ฆโ€

โ€œSo, Hope-kunโ€”โ€

What? Chitose-san suddenly looks incredibly serious.

I involuntarily swallow hard, bracing myself for the shock of what comes next.

โ€œโ€”Would you consider joining the tournament as our vice-captain?โ€

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆHuh???โ€

Maiasa


2 thoughts on “Episode 4

  1. durende says:

    Are we sure this isn’t yaoi? I get the funny feeling the west of the so-called female lead’s family is going to seduce our MC before she even gets a chance lol (is jokes)

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