I’m Incompetent and a Failure, and My Childhood Friend, Who Is a Beautiful Kyoto Dialect Vice President Idol on the Outside but in Reality Is a Menhera Yandere, Is Dependent on Me, but Please, Leave Me Alone!
My childhood friend Tadano Akiru is here in the student council office.
He is talking amiably with the student council president.
It was a reenactment of that Saturday.
I wonder why…?
I wonder why.
No, I know the reason.
On that Saturday morning, I had heard from Akiru’s mom that Akiru would go to the electronics store on Saturday mornings with a high probability.
I heard that there are days when he does not go to the electronics store, but I was able to guess that he would definitely go on that Saturday by picking up some toy websites that Akiru seemed to like and checking them out.
If that was the case, I would just wait in front of the house in the morning and he would show up at some point.
I don’t know anything about toys or plastic models, but I have a pretty good idea if Akiru would like them or not.
We are childhood friends.
I would go on the Internet to the official websites of the plastic models that Akiru often buys, look at the list of products that will be on sale that day, and check whether or not Akiru seems to like them.
Then, after confirming that there were products that might interest Akiru on that day, I started to watch out the window to see if Akiru would come out of the house.
And as I expected, Akiru came out of the house, straddled her bicycle, and began to prepare for his departure.
I left the house in a great hurry and was able to catch Akiru.
On this day, I could see Akiru’s hundred faces contorted in joy, anger, sorrow, and pleasure from the morning,
I was elated to be able to draw out his various faces, feeling a faint sense of pleasure.
However, there was an unexpected interruption.
It was the presence of Kisaragi Ginga, the student council president.
I don’t like him.
First of all, it is unpleasant that he has an arrogant attitude as if he is above me just because he is a third-year student, and it is ridiculous and annoying that he is so proud of being the student council president of a mere bottom-ranked school.
It’s not enough to be a high achiever at such a bottom-ranked school, but he’s just a stupid, stupid man.
He is such a fool that he believes he is the only one who is suitable to be my lover.
I had originally planned to go to a higher school.
If not for Akiru, I would not have come to this bottom-ranked high school.
If I left Akiru alone for three years in high school, the gap between us would deepen, and he would avoid me even more.
If that happens, it’s too late.
Akiru is mine, my property.
I decided that I would not give him to anyone.
That’s why I even came to this stupid bottom school. ……
And yet..,
Isn’t this too much?
I could understand if a girl cuckolded me.
No, I don’t know, and I don’t want to know, but I still understand.
But I don’t understand why a man befriends a man.
Akiru never once came to the student council office when I asked him to come, but when the president of the student council asked him to come, he came?
Isn’t that strange?
That’s not right!
“Eh? Chairman, are you doing a diorama?”
“Yes, you might think that dioramas are difficult and you might be a bit pessimistic, but it’s not true, nowadays there are tools to make dioramas at every corner store.”
“Really…But I’m not very good with my hands…”
“It doesn’t matter if you’re good or not, the one who enjoys it wins.”
“I see… can I ask you to teach me how to do it?”
“Yes, of course!”
I have never seen Akiru talk with such a sparkle in his eyes,
Tadano Akiru is the kind of person who always has a gloomy expression on his face, as if to say that life sucks and he is bored.
I have never been able to bring out that look in Akiru.
It’s not that I want to.
Seeing Akiru’s happy face does not satisfy my desire; I want to see his distorted face.
But it does not mean that the student council president is allowed to bring out Akiru’s smile.
Akiru is mine, my precious possession.
Akiru should only show me his 100 faces.
Of course I understand that this is a selfish and self-centered thought.
I don’t want anyone to know that I am hiding this kind of prickly nature.
People have an image.
The image I gather from people around me is that of a brilliant, kind, honor student.
I am the perfect and complete student in this school.
I have defined myself as perfect and acted to be so.
I came to this school after rejecting the only school that had been recommended to me in favor of Akiru, but my academic background would not matter much later on.
Besides, it is not the same as being a friend to someone.
There was no reason for me to settle down under someone at a bottom school like this.
They are vain and pretentious.
You must not let them know your inner feelings.
“What’s the matter, why is Aki-kun staying here?”
“Ah…Kosaka san..”
“Vice President Kosaka, please talk to him, okay? I asked him to help me organize the supplies and so on, but things got a little heated, didn’t they?
“Hmmm… well, we’re dating now, so call me Akemi, okay?”
“A…Akemi…”
“Hahaha, I knew it, you two get along so well, it seems there’s no room for me.”
“Ah, ……, no, that’s not…”
“Is that so? Aki-kun and I are in love, so please, President, please don’t approach me anymore, okay?”
“Yeah, The other Saturday, I learned the hard way that it’s people like Tadano that make Vice Chairman Kosaka shine more than me.”
“Fufufu, what, Chairman, you do understand, don’t you? Then please don’t get in the way of me and Aki-kun, okay?”
It’s strangely obvious and I feel bad, but if this means that the chairman won’t approach me strangely, I can’t help but wonder if this guy will take away Aki-kun, but it is better that he is not a woman… they get along well with each other. There is no need to worry about being cuckolded as Aki-kun is normal and has no interest in men, so even if this man is homosexual, there is no need to worry.
No, if he is a homosexual, I can take care of his mental condition after he was attacked.
If that happens, I can gain Aki-kun’s trust and maybe even get him to depend on me…two birds with one stone, right? ……
Well, it won’t be such a convenient development for me only….
“Tadano-kun, from now on, feel free to use this place. There’s nothing to worry about. The other student council officers are all good-natured people, and I’m sure everyone will understand you well.”
“WhEht? Does that mean that all the student council members are Otakus in some way?”
“Eeh? Well, not exactly, though…”
“Ah…they don’t…”
The other student council members are all serious, high achievers, as is their title as student council members.
There is no reason to be an otaku …… but I’m afraid I can’t say for sure, because I had no idea that the student council president was a robot otaku….
“It may be too much for Akiru, Chairman.”
He has a bad habit of comparing himself with others and becoming backward, so he will compare himself with other students and become sensitive.
“I…I…”
“Don’t worry, I’ll cheer you up when you’re down.”
“I-I don’t want…”
“Fufufu You didn’t invite Akiru here to talk about otaku stuff, did you? Chairman.”
“Ah…we’ve been a bit too much idle chatter, shall we continue?”
“Uh…yes.”
So we get to work on the student council, but it’s clear that the president brought Akiru here just to chat.
We compiled accounting tables and recorded data submitted by other student council officers, rewritten them as new data, and calculated future budgets, but there was no way Akiru could do that, so he did most of the work. He was feeling flustered and couldn’t do anything.
There was still some heavy lifting to be done, but that could be done in five minutes, so Akiru was looking discouraged.
It is a secret that it was a feast for the eyes because he was on the verge of crying a little.