I’m Incompetent and a Failure, and My Childhood Friend, Who Is a Beautiful Kyoto Dialect Vice President Idol on the Outside but in Reality Is a Menhera Yandere, Is Dependent on Me, but Please, Leave Me Alone!
As soon as the bell rang to announce lunch break, I set out for the classroom of the third year class and was just in front of it.
I had to move quickly or Akemi would catch me.
It’s hard to imagine what her reason was for wanting to talk to me, but I know that Akemi’s company is probably not what she wants.
However, I don’t have the courage to go into a classroom where I don’t have any friends.
In the first place, all the classrooms other than the one she belongs to are away from her.
It takes a certain kind of determination to enter, for a gloomy person….
And while I was thinking about that…
“Sorry to keep you waiting.”
The sister of the student council president approached me.
“go then.”
“Where are we going?”
“To the literature club room, where I belong.”
“Literature club room…”
“Yes?”
“Uh… no…”
I thought she looked like a literary girl, but I had no idea she belonged to the literature club.
“Eh…. But why…?
“If Kosaka-san saw me with you, it would be troublesome.”
“Ah…I see…thank you for your thoughtfulness…”
“It’s not for your sake, it’s for my sake.”
“Haaa…”
I hurry to accompany her as she walks away.
I walk slightly behind her instead of next to her.
It is the taste of a person in the shadows.
The hallway lined with humanities club rooms is just a short walk away, and the literature club room is located in one of the rooms.
The area is rarely approached by non-members of the club, so members of the athletic club and cheerful people do not go near this area.
It’s a very nice space for a loner like me, and I’m grateful for it, but it’s also a place that I, as a homecoming club member, would never go near.
“Here it is.”
The sister of the student council president indicated that she had arrived at the place where the sign for the Literature Club was posted.
I enter with hesitation, but there are no other members of the club, and it is just me and her.
The phrase “just the two of us” makes me a little bit excited, but I’m also a little nervous because I feel that the atmosphere she’s in is a little cold.
I suppose she doesn’t dislike me since we are almost meeting for the first time, but I’m a little scared.
I am not good with girls after all.
“There are a few members of the literature club besides myself, but basically they are all so-called ghost members and rarely come here, so this is practically my castle.”
“A castle…”
“What is it?”
“No, it’s just… it’s big.”
“It’s true, well, it’s not like I’m making the clubroom my personal space by bringing snacks and comic books, but that’s just a nuance.”
“So… what is it you wanted to talk to me about?”
“………, yes…”
The cold atmosphere of the woman turns to a cooler one when I ask her this question.
A long, useless silence reigns in the clubroom.
The silence, which actually lasts only a few seconds but feels like 10 minutes, is ended with a single word of hers.
“How did you become such good friends with my brother?”
“Yes?”
“I said! I ask you by what means did you develop such a friendship with my brother?”
“Eh……? that…?”
“That! That’s what you say? Are you making fun of me? That quiet and serious onii san is talking to you so openly and emotionally!
That kind of onii san is rarely seen!”
“Haa…”
“Don’t haa me…!”
What is this woman…?
As soon as she started talking about the student council president, she suddenly became very talkative.
And she worships her own brother at an abnormal level?
Is this some kind of black love thing?
“Well…do you want to be friends with the chairman?”
“Haa? My brother and I get along well with each other. What are you, the type of personality defect who enjoys seeing the fraying of family ties?”
“………, can I go home now?”
“Haa? There is no way it’s okay! What are you talking about? I have not finished my business yet, you know? So, how did you become friends with my brother?”
“How did…”
There is no other way for the chairman and I to have become friends except through our otaku hobby, which is the final answer, but I don’t think this kind of girl can understand nerdy hobby.
I’ll have to do a little research….
“By the way, Kisaragi-san, what do you think about robot anime?”
“Haa? That’s disgusting…what unintelligible thing are you asking me?”
“Yeah…is it that creepy…?”
“Of course it is. I’m old enough to know better than to watch robot Anime and childish things like that…”
I can’t think of any precise questions to ask her, so I asked her directly……
She has no understanding of her brother’s hobbies.
Perhaps the chairman does not talk to his sister about his hobbies at all…?
Well…what should I do…?
There is no benefit for me in coming out about the Chairman’s hobby….
There is a possibility that she would not believe that her brother, whom she is crazy about, is a creepy robot anime otaku, and I might be seen as a traitor who tries to humiliate her brother.
There are only disadvantages, not advantages.
Therefore, I think it is best to keep silent, but if I do that, I will not be released from this sister.
I feel like punching myself for being so stupid as to follow her with such a shitty motive that I might be able to get close to a literary girl….
As I was grumbling to myself a few minutes ago, the door to the clubroom suddenly slammed open with a mighty bang! The door was opened with a mighty bang.
It was Kosaka Akemi, the vice-president of this school, who opened the door.
“I knew you were here, I’ve been looking for you, Aki-kun.”
“Akemi…?”
“Vice president…? How did you…?”
“I can guess what you’re thinking. I don’t know what purpose you had in bringing Aki-kun here, but I’m going to ask you to return Aki-kun, okay?”
“Ah, ……, yes…”
“Let’s go, shall we?”
“Ah… yeah…”
Akemi then forcefully grabbed my arm and took me out of the literature club room and brought me to the backyard, where there were few people.
Honestly, I’m thankful that if I had stayed in that room, things would have gotten into a lot of trouble.
But…
“Aki-kun, you really are a genius at making people upset, aren’t you?”
“Upset…? What?”
“……Well, okay, so? Why were you with that girl?”
“A… that girl… maybe she’s a brocon…? That’s how you say it, considering I’m on good terms with the president…”
“Oh… she certainly has a blind trust in the Chairman and she’s hit on me a few times too.
“Even Akemi? That’s amazing…”
“By the way, since you’re my boyfriend, I don’t like it when you go around with other women and leave me alone with them, okay?”
“Ah….umm…I’m sorry.”
“Anyway, since it was about Aki-kun, you were fooled by that girl’s visuals, and the situation where the two of you were alone was overflowing with your virgi powers, right? Seriously!”
“…..apologies.”
“You need to be punished for this, don’t you?”
“P..punished…?”
“Yes, a punishment.”
Akemi was smiling, her cheeks dyed vermilion, and she said that with a smile that looked somewhat bewitching.