I Drink Every Night With a Lookalike of a Popular Idol on the Riverbank
Nanase and I were drinking the same canned chuhai as usual on the riverbank as usual.
Today, we both felt that the alcohol was going to our heads a little faster than usual. Perhaps it was because the afterglow of last weekend’s extraordinary events was still lingering.
I picked up a flat stone the size of my palm that had fallen at my feet and, still holding my canned chuhai, slowly approached the river.
โโฆHere goes.โ
I snapped my wrist and threw the stone horizontally toward the river.
The stone made a light sound as it bounced four times on the water’s surface. Then, as if it had used up all its energy, it quietly disappeared into the water.
โWhat do you call that?โ
Nanase came over to my side and asked as she stared blankly at the water’s surface.
โSkimming.โ
โHmm. Something like that. I’ve tried it before, but I’ve never succeeded.โ
Nanase said regretfully.
โWant to try?โ
โHmm!โ
โThenโฆ let’s start by gathering some flat stones.โ
We crouched down with slightly wobbly steps from being a little tipsy and searched for flat stones.
โYousuke, how about this one?โ
โYeah, that’s good.โ
โHmm. Let’s try it.โ
She decided to give it a go and swung her arm.
The stone, thrown into the river with a beautiful sidearm throw, made a pitiful splash and sank immediately.
โHmmmโฆ Why?โ
She puffed out her cheeks like a child, looking like an idol about to receive a penalty game on a variety show.
โThere’s a trick to it.โ
โThen teach me, Yosuke. What’s the trick?โ
โPractice, practice, practice.โ
Nanase glared at me with a stern look.
โWell, umโฆ Lower your hips. Then use your wrist to slide it sidewaysโฆ Like a baseball sidearm throw.โ
โYou mean a baseball sidearm throw?โ
โYeah, but you’re just parroting me!โ
โHmmโฆ Lower my hipsโฆ Sidewaysโฆ This is hardโฆโ
I tried to explain it with words alone, but it just wasn’t getting through.
(Ugh, I should just take her hand and show herโฆ)
Of course, touching her is out of the question. I felt like there was still an invisible wall between us.
As I hesitated, Nanase seemed to read my mind and said,
โHuh? Oh, Yosuke. Don’t worry about it. You’re going to teach me, right? Show me how to move my body.โ
She smiled mischievously and pointed to her waist. Her smile made me feel at ease and encouraged me.
โโฆThen, excuse me.โ
โHmm. Just the tip.โ
โCan I stop now?โ
โNo, I’m just joking.โ
As usual, I stood behind her, joking around.
She was right in front of me, and the sweet scent of her perfume filled the air. My heartbeat quickened slightly.
With trembling fingers, I gently placed my hand over hers, which was holding the stone.
It was small. And surprisingly soft.
โUmโฆ first, hold it like thisโฆโ
My voice cracked slightly. I placed my left hand on Nanase’s waist.
โThen, lower your hipsโฆ That’s right. Then, swing your arm. Thenโฆโ
โDoes the opponent die?โ
โI didn’t teach you how to use Eternal Force Blizzard!โ
โHeheโฆ Then, let’s try throwing it. Can you teach me again?โ
I gently guided her hand as she urged me to. Our arms bent together, and the stone was thrown.
Ton, ton, ton, ton, tonโฆ
The stone bounced off the water’s surface many more times than when I did it. Gradually, the sensation of jumping on the water’s surface became shorter, and eventually disappeared from the surface.
โโฆ! I did it! Amazing! Thanks to Yousuke!โ
She turned around with a beaming smile. Then, with that momentum, she raised her right hand high toward me and shouted, โYay!โ
High five.
I was happy too, so I placed my hand on her small palm.
A dry sound echoed, โPang.โ
The next moment.
โโฆAh.โ
Was it the aftermath of the high five, or had she had a little too much to drink?
Her body swayed.
I instinctively caught her slender body.
Her body fit perfectly in my arms.
Her eyes widened slightly in surprise.
All that could be heard was the sound of the river and the chirping of insects.
A quiet, sweet moment passed, as if there were only the two of us in the world.
I wished time would just stop like this
Just as we both seemed to be thinking that, time began to accelerate.
โโฆWhat are you doing?โ
A flat, emotionless voice came from right behind us.
Nanase and I jumped apart as if we had been electrocuted.
Standing there was Asagiri.
She was dressed in black with lots of lace. In her hand, she held a can of energy drink instead of canned chu-hi.
โHii, Hiori!? Why are you here!?โ
Nanase asked in a clearly shaken voice.
โโฆNag—.. I just came to see if Nanase was being harassed by some weird guy.โ
Asagiri-san gave me a sleepy glance. She must have misunderstood, seeing me holding Nanase-san.
โNo, that’s not it! We were justโฆ you knowโฆโ
I stammered out an excuse and returned to my usual seat.
She just snorted in response.
โโฆWhatever. I didn’t say you were weird.โ
Saying that, Asagiri sat down next to Nanase’s usual spot and popped open an energy drink.
The sweet atmosphere from earlier was gone.
โWhy don’t you ask Yosuke to teach you too?โ
โโฆHow to do that?โ
โYeah. It’s fun.โ
โโฆI’ll pass. If I let him hug me, it’ll cause a scandal.โ
โYou’re a real idolโฆโ
When I said that in admiration, the two of them giggled softly.
โWhat’s wrong?โ
โโฆNanase. This girl is an evolved version of Gomazou.โ
โDon Juan!?โ
I immediately interjected, and Asagiri-san smiled.
โNo, it’s the Temple of Bargains.โ
โDon Quijote!?โ
The two of them laughed happily. I didn’t understand what was going on, but as long as they were having fun, that was all that mattered.
And so, the three of us sat together, talking about our respective grievances as time passed.
Maiasa