Episode 9 – It’s not a useless body part, though


My Childhood Friend, a Vtuber, Treated Me Like Trashโ€”Iโ€™m Never Producing For Her Again


โ€œW-well, how is itโ€ฆ?โ€

The moment I picked up a piece of karaage and brought it to my mouth, Mizuta-san asked me that.

I hadnโ€™t even taken a bite yet.

With her looking up at me with eyes filled with a mix of anxiety and anticipation, I couldnโ€™t just stay silent.

โ€œItโ€™s delicious. The seasoning is just right, too.โ€

โ€œI-is that soโ€ฆ? How does it compare to momโ€™sโ€ฆ?โ€

โ€œHuh?โ€

Wait, wouldnโ€™t it be rude for me to bring that up?

As I hesitated, thinking that, Mizuta-san slumped her shoulders in disappointment.

โ€œI guess itโ€™s a bit iffy since itโ€™s my first time. My momโ€™s looks at least a little better, but mine doesnโ€™t look so great eitherโ€ฆโ€

โ€œNo, no, no. Yours tastes better, Mizuta-san. Iโ€™m not just saying thatโ€”I really mean it. To be honest, umโ€ฆ your momโ€™s cooking is, well, a little too healthy for my taste.โ€

โ€œR-reallyโ€ฆ? So my momโ€™s cooking really is bad, isnโ€™t it!? Phew, if youโ€™d thought mine was worse than my momโ€™s, I wouldโ€™ve cried all day longโ€ฆโ€

Wait, why is she trying to one-up her own mother?

Or maybe itโ€™s just a backlash from having to eat those bland meals for so long.

Still, if this is her first try, Mizuta might actually have a talent for cooking after all.

After Iโ€™d neatly polished off my bento, I broached the main topic.

โ€œMizuta, about the computerโ€ฆโ€

โ€œYes, Iโ€™ll somehow manage to come up with 300,000 yenโ€ฆโ€

Wait, when she puts it like that, it sounds like Iโ€™m extorting her.

โ€œIโ€™m not against you working part-time, but why are you focusing on that game in the first place?โ€

โ€œHuh? You mean OpEx?โ€

โ€œYes. Do you like OpEx?โ€

โ€œNo, not reallyโ€ฆ Iโ€™m just playing it because itโ€™s popular, I guessโ€ฆ?โ€

โ€œHuh? Is that so?โ€

โ€œYeahโ€ฆ I mean, shouldnโ€™t you focus on popular games when youโ€™re streamingโ€ฆ?โ€

In other words, youโ€™re doing it not because you like it, but just because everyone else is.

And youโ€™ve been doing that for over a year.

In a way, at least your determination is genuine.

โ€œSo, youโ€™re not really a huge fan of OpEx, and youโ€™re not aiming to be a dedicated streamer, right?โ€

โ€œYeah, I do like games, though.โ€

โ€œโ€ฆWell then, letโ€™s just stop streaming OpEx for now.โ€

โ€œHuh? W-whyโ€ฆ?ใ€€Wouldnโ€™t playing a popular game attract people who are interested in that gameโ€ฆ?โ€

I instinctively put my hand to my forehead.

Of course, Mizuta-san has a point.

If it works out, we could attract a whole bunch of new listeners at once.

The problem isโ€”

โ€œThe competition is fierce. There are way too many OPEX streamers. Thatโ€™s why you need something unique to stand out. Mizuta, do you have any ideas?โ€

Like being a top-ranked player, or pulling off some outlandish moves no one would ever think of.

โ€œUh, wellโ€ฆ Maybe a cute avatarโ€ฆ?โ€

โ€œโ€ฆNo, well, it is cute, I guess.โ€

How could I put this without hurting Mizutaโ€™s feelings?

I decided to sugarcoat it as much as possible.

โ€œArenโ€™t all VTuber avatars basically cute anyway?โ€

Thatโ€™s rightโ€”weโ€™ve already exhausted all the visual options.

Weโ€™re in an era where even animal ears have become overused, and thereโ€™s a limit to the variety of good-looking characters.

โ€œW-well, thatโ€™s trueโ€ฆ But my avatar isnโ€™t any worse than anyone elseโ€™s, is itโ€ฆ?โ€

โ€œNo, itโ€™s plenty cute. I think the design is great, too.โ€

โ€œHeheโ€ฆ Pink hair really is cute on girls, isnโ€™t it? Donโ€™t you think so?โ€

โ€œUh, yeahโ€ฆโ€

The topic changed abruptly.

โ€œAnyway, I watched a bit of your stream, Mizuta-san, but as far as OPEX streams go, it didnโ€™t strike me as particularly special.โ€

โ€œI-Is that soโ€ฆโ€

โ€œYeah. It was justโ€ฆ neither good nor bad, I guess.โ€

On the other hand, if you were hopelessly bad, you could cut those parts out and turn them into comedy.

But in Mizuta-sanโ€™s case, thatโ€™s not really the case.

At the end of the day, a stream needs something that stands out.

Right now, Mizuta-sanโ€™s streams donโ€™t really have any standout strengths.

โ€œDo I really not have any talent, thenโ€ฆ?โ€

Mizuta-san slumped her shoulders again, dejected.

Oh no, did I come off a little too harsh?

โ€œNo, you definitely have plenty of talent, Mizuta-san.โ€

โ€œHuh? R-really?โ€

โ€œYouโ€™ve been streaming steadily almost every day for over a year now, havenโ€™t you?โ€

โ€œYes, on really good days I get about five concurrent viewers, but usually itโ€™s just one or twoโ€”if thatโ€ฆโ€

The other day, when I went to leave a comment, there were actually quite a few people watching.

Thinking about it that way, I felt a little guilty for interrupting her.

Well, but it was definitely way too noisy back then.

โ€œWhen concurrent viewers are in the single digits, comments hardly ever show up. When that happens, itโ€™s hard for the stream to function as a place to interact with viewers.โ€

โ€œThatโ€™s trueโ€ฆ Comments really only pop up once in a blue moon. Sometimes the chat suddenly gets busy, and I think, โ€˜Yay!โ€™โ€”only to find itโ€™s spam or some outrageous insultsโ€ฆ Iโ€™ve been disappointed a lot of timesโ€ฆโ€

โ€œBut you keep talking, Mizuta-san. Thatโ€™s a huge strength.โ€

โ€œHuh? R-really?โ€

โ€œYes. Itโ€™s what you might call โ€˜talking to a wall,โ€™ but thatโ€™s something most people canโ€™t really do.โ€

There are streamers who have kept talking almost entirely by themselves for more than three yearsโ€”let alone a year.

Of course, that doesnโ€™t mean there arenโ€™t areas for improvement in Mizuta-sanโ€™s current speaking style.

Still, her determination to keep the conversation goingโ€”desperately stringing words together to avoid silenceโ€”should be a major asset.

โ€œThatโ€™s why Mizuta-san has talent as a VTuber. Please donโ€™t get so down about it.โ€

โ€œY-yesโ€ฆ! Hehe, my mom used to always scold me, saying, โ€˜You canโ€™t just sit still and play games,โ€™ but I guess that was actually my talent.โ€

โ€œWell, talking to yourself and streaming commentary are two different things, though. Right now, Mizuta-san is still pretty much just talking to herself.โ€

โ€œKomachi-san, arenโ€™t you being a little too extreme with all this back-and-forth praise and criticismโ€ฆ?โ€

It seemed Mizuta-san wasnโ€™t actually reviewing her streams in detail.

Well, itโ€™s no wonder, considering sheโ€™s streaming almost every day while juggling her schoolwork.

โ€œSo, instead of quitting your OPEX streams entirely, letโ€™s just cut back on how often you do them.โ€

โ€œThen what should I do besides OPEXโ€ฆ?โ€

โ€œHmm. Itโ€™d be great if you had some kind of special skill.โ€

Even if you plan to branch out in the future, itโ€™s better to narrow down your focus at first.

โ€œGamesโ€ฆ? Iโ€™m pretty eclectic, so I can handle most genres. Iโ€™ll play crap games, and Iโ€™ll play eroge too.โ€

โ€œHmmโ€ฆ Letโ€™s set eroge aside for now, but letโ€™s keep it on the list of possibilities. Anything else? It can be something smallโ€”anything at all. It doesnโ€™t have to be a special skill, just something youโ€™re interested in on a daily basis.โ€

โ€œW-well, if itโ€™s something Iโ€™m interested inโ€ฆ Lolita fashion, maybe? With a black color schemeโ€ฆโ€

โ€œAh, so you do like black after all.โ€

โ€œN-no, thatโ€™s not it!? T-that was just a slip of the tongue!?โ€

A middle-school-syndrome character who loves black would definitely work well as a contrast.

Especially if sheโ€™s desperately trying to hide it.

โ€œSpeaking of which, Mizuta-san, what made you decide to become a VTuber?โ€

Itโ€™s not easy to come up with a special skill or interest on the spot when asked out of the blue.

So, I decided to switch to an interview format for a bit.

Well, to be honest, my own personal curiosity was mixed in there too.

Thatโ€™s because when I went into Mizuta-sanโ€™s room the other day, I didnโ€™t see a single piece of VTuber-related merchandise.

โ€œW-well, actuallyโ€ฆ itโ€™s just that while I was playing a game, I started thinking I wanted to be like that tooโ€ฆโ€

โ€œA game?โ€

โ€œY-yesโ€ฆ Wellโ€ฆ You know those games where the player acts as both a lover and a producer, and raises a female streamer?โ€

โ€œโ€ฆYou donโ€™t mean that game where thereโ€™s this mentally unstable girl based on an angel concept, do you?โ€

โ€œYesโ€ฆ! So you do know it after all.โ€

So, she started as a VTuber because she looked up to that mentally unstable angel.

I felt a sudden dizzy spell.


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