The Former Swordmaster Who Pretends to Be the Worst, and the Schoolโs Top-Ranked Chairmanโs Daughter Whoโs Way Too Sweet in Public, Itโs a Real Problem
With autumn now fully upon us, the leaves on the trees were turning red and had already begun to fall. At the magic academy I attend, the annual Seihou Festivalโin other words, the school festivalโwas about to begin.
It seemed each class was getting ready to decide on their performance, and everyone was buzzing with excitement.
However, as for the people around meโ
โHey, Saito-kun? Will you walk around the Seihou Festival with us?โ
โIsnโt it a bit selfish to keep him all to yourself? Since weโre here, letโs all three of us go together!โ
โWait a second, Azusa. Didnโt you just naturally exclude me just now?โ
โThe situation seemed to be taking a slightly different turn.
Ignoring the stares of the crowd, the one linking her arm through mine was my childhood friend and the chairmanโs daughter, Agatsuma Rika. The schoolโs top student, peering right into my face at point-blank range, was smiling cheerfully.
โEdโs just tagging alongโit doesnโt matter if heโs here or not.โ
โThatโs ridiculous! Iโm Saitoโs best friend and rival, you know!?โ
Unlike her, Takanashi and Edward were making a racket while keeping a comfortable distance. Ever since the incident last time, the former spy had been treating the exchange student from Euclid with a somewhat dismissive attitude.
That was fine in itself, but I really wished the schoolโs mascot and a member of a prestigious family would stop arguing so loudly over me.
Rika was already enough to draw attention, but being surrounded by these two as well made me stand out far too much.
As proof of that, the students around us were all whispering in surprise.
โWhy is there such an ordinary guy among those threeโฆ?โ
โTakanashi-san is fine, but isnโt that guy at the bottom of the class? The one who got in through connections?โ
โLord Edwardโฆ Why do you call such a lowly boy your best friendโฆ?โ
These were just a few of the rumors I overheard.
They seemed relatively harmless, but what were they saying behind my back? Just imagining it made me feel heavy-hearted.
I had only ever wanted a quiet, unremarkable student life, so why had things turned out this way? I had simply protected what I needed to protectโthat was all it was supposed to be.
โHeyโฆ donโt you guys have anyone else to talk to?โ
Driven by that thought, I blurted it out without thinking.
At that, the three of them stopped dead in their tracks, their eyes flashing, and shouted in unison:
โOf course Saitoโs side is number one!!โ
Though the exact phrasing varied slightly, that was the gist of it.
Then, looking a little angry, they continued.
โIโm not giving up the spot next to Saito-kun to anyone! I only need Saito-kun!!โ
โEven if I know I canโt be number one, this is where I belong!!โ
โYou know Iโm the only one who can protect your back, right!?โ
โO-ohโฆโ
The three of them leaned in close, shouting at me in a barrage of words.
I found myself overwhelmed and let my gaze wander, as if seeking help. Then,
โAh, Saito-kun. โฆYou were here? Iโve been looking for you.โ
โRyโฆ Ryotaro-san?โ
The figure who appeared was Ryotaro-san, Rikaโs father and the schoolโs chairman.
He smiled at the boisterous trio while signaling with his hand for them to quiet down. Given his position, they had no choice but to fall silent.
Seeing this as a godsend, I asked, desperate to escape the situation:
โU-umโฆ did you need something?โ
โHmm, wellโฆโ
Then, after glancing around, Ryotaro-san
nodded once and spoke in a deliberately vague tone.
โI have an important favor to askโone I can only ask of you.โ
โโฆโฆโฆโฆโ
His voice was quiet yet clear, and it seemed to have reached the studentsโ ears distinctly.
Once again, summoned by the head of the academy, the students began whispering among themselves.
โThe Chairman is personally asking for somethingโฆ you say?โ
โCould it be that the underachiever is actually a genius?โ
โNo way, I canโt believe itโฆ!โ
Iโd forgotten because he was so close to me, but Ryotaro himself is one of the worldโs top magicians.
With him saying, โI can only ask you,โ it was only natural that the crowd would start buzzing. I clutched my head at the worsening situation, yet I still prayed.
Please, even just a little bitโ
โPlease, give me a moment of peaceโฆโ
I wanted to leave things like missions and the fate of the world to someone else and just live in peace.
But it seemed like my humble wish was already spinning out of control, veering spectacularly off the rails.
Maiban