The Gal Next to Me Is Trying Too Hard to Make Me Fall in Love With Her
โโฆAlright, that should do it.โ
Sunday evening.
That day, I’d returned to my parents’ house for the first time in a while.
โWell, I’ll be heading back soon. If you can’t finish it, make sure to refrigerate it properly.โ
โWow, it smells amazing! Thanks, Shiro-nii!โ
โNo need to thank me. Just don’t team up with Amagi-san to try and frame me again. If you want me to cook, I’ll come by like this every now and then.โ
โOkay!โ
My sister, Ouran, who had recently contacted Amagi-san and schemed to bring me back to our family home.
Her motive seemed to be wanting to eat my home cooking. Since I didn’t want her plotting anything else, I came over to make dinner today.
โYou’re coming home for New Year’s, right?โ
โSorry. I have work until New Year’s Eve, so I can only make it for the first three days.โ
โOhโฆ Oh! Bring Amagi san too. I want to properly introduce her to everyone.โ
โN-no, that’sโโ
I was about to say, โOf course not,โ butโฆ
But because of that video circulating, my whole family knows about Amagi-san. I might need to explain clearly that it’s not her.
โโฆWell, if Amagi-san says she wants to come.โ
โYay!โ
That person would almost certainly never say no.
Actually, she’d probably want to come even if I didn’t say anything. To fill in the gaps.
โOh, right. Shiro-nii, wait a sec!โ
Just as I reached the entrance and put on my shoes, Ouran turned on her heel.
After a moment,s he returned holding a thick brown envelope.
โI ran into Suzuki san from the neighborhood this morning. he asked me to give this to Shiro-nii.โ
โTo me? What could it beโฆ Whoa, what theโ!?โ
Tilting the envelope, a thudding pile of paper spilled out. A stack of ten-thousand-yen bills.
At a glance, it looked like three hundred thousandโฆ no, probably five hundred thousand yen.
Grandpa Suzuki had looked after me since childhood, buying me toys and sweets, but we certainly weren’t on such intimate terms that he’d give me this much money.
โThis has to be some kind of mistake! I’m taking it back right now!โ
โEh? Since it’s here, just take it.โ
โDon’t be ridiculous!! There’s no way I can accept this much money!? Besides, I have no reason to take it!!โ
โThere is a reason. Suzuki-san said it was a congratulatory gift.โ
โโฆA congratulatory gift?โ
A high school entrance celebration?
That seems way too lateโฆ but then again, Suzuki-san is getting on in years. Maybe he’s getting a bit senile. No, even so, this amount is crazy!
โHe said it’s a gift for Shiro-nii getting married. He’s not sure if his health will let him attend the wedding, so he asked me to use it toward the ceremony costs!โ
โโฆโฆโฆโฆโ
Even old folks watch videos on social media these days.
Modern times are amazingโฆ
On my way home, I naturally went to return the money to the Suzuki household.
I also explained that I wasn’t married, but they were surprisingly hard to convince.
Apparently, around here, it’s been decided that I’m engaged to Amagi-san. โฆOh no, the outer moat’s been completely filled inโthere’s nowhere left to hide.
Anyway, I returned the money and, as if in exchange, was given some mandarin oranges to take home before heading back.
I did say I’d bring Amagi to my parents’ place for New Year’s, but is that really okayโฆ?
If someone actually saw us walking together, I’d have no excuse left. Amagi would happily blab about things, real or imagined, and my escape route would be completely cut off.
โฆWell, but.
Maybe that’s fine too,โฆ
I find myself thinking that.
โHm?โ
Arriving at my apartment door, I sense someone inside.
Probably Amagi. I gave her a spare key a while back.
โI’m home.โ
Sure enough, her shoes were in the entryway.
Hearing my voice, she came out from the living room with light, quick steps.
Her flashy golden hair was tied back in a single ponytail, and she wore a cute apron over her revealing loungewear.
โWelcome home, Saeki! Quick, quick, give me your bags!โ
โHuh? Ah, umโฆ Amagi?โ
โNever mind, never mind!โ
She snatched my bags and dragged me straight into the room.
โฆSomethingโฆ looks a bit nicer. Did she clean?
Waitโฆ wh-what is this? What’s going on?
โAmagiโฆ um, why is there a kotatsu in my room?โ
โHehehe! This is my new plan to make Saeki fall head over heels for me!โ
โโฆHuh?โ
She struck a smug pose with all her might, hands on hips, chest thrust out proudly.
โToday, I’m going to be Saeki’s wife!! I’m Arisa-chan, the perfect wife and mother!!โ
I couldn’t make heads or tails of it, but I understood one thing: she’d started doing something stupid again.
Maiban