Volume 3 Episode 11 – Do you intend to inherit the title of viscount?


I Just Wanted to Call Off the Arranged Marriage With the Princessโ€”Someone I Could Never Possibly Be a Match Forโ€”But for Some Reason, She Took a Liking to Me and Is Now Closing in on Me


โ€œAre you getting along well with Her Highness Princess Iris?โ€

I showed my father into the reception room, but from the very start, I could sense he was in full lecture modeโ€”and it reeked of it. His scowling face and suspicious gaze were really getting on my nerves. Honestly, whether weโ€™re getting along or not is none of his business.

โ€œItโ€™s going okay.โ€

โ€œMake it the best it can be.โ€

This is sooo annoying.

โ€œStop making that face.โ€

โ€œWhat face am I making?โ€

โ€œThe face that says, โ€˜We havenโ€™t seen each other in ages, and all you do is lecture me? What a pain.โ€™โ€

โ€œHahaha, no way.โ€

Spot on.

If he knows that much, he doesnโ€™t need to start with a lecture. Father has a terrible personality. Seriously, I wonder who he takes after.

Father lets out a blatant sigh.

โ€œโ€ฆSeriously, who did you get that twisted personality from?โ€

โ€œItโ€™s definitely not you, Father.โ€

โ€œOf course not.โ€

โ€œโ€”Were the two of you clowns or something?โ€

I turned toward the sudden voice to find Iris, who had just entered the room, wearing an indescribable expression. She was looking at me and Father as if she were utterly exasperated, her dark eyes seeming to have a lot to say.

โ€œI have no intention of becoming a laughingstock.โ€

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆHuh.โ€

Whatโ€™s with those narrowed eyes?

I looked at Father, but he seemed just as confused as to what Iris was trying to say. If I donโ€™t get it, then I guess neither does he. While the two of us were tilting our heads in puzzlement, Iris nonchalantly plopped herself down on the sofa next to me.

โ€œWait, why?โ€

โ€œI need to be here too, donโ€™t I?โ€

โ€œRight?โ€ Iris asked my father.

Thereโ€™s no way thatโ€™s trueโ€”I didnโ€™t even invite her. I tried to signal him to send her away quickly, but my father nodded vigorously and said, โ€œOf course, youโ€™re needed here.โ€ Hey.

Beads of sweat were forming on my forehead. Iโ€™d clearly lost to her authority.

โ€œโ€ฆThatโ€™s not it. Itโ€™s because this concerns Her Royal Highness Princess Iris as well. In any case, I invited you here if you had the time.โ€

โ€œOh, really?โ€

I just canโ€™t believe it.

Father clenched his teeth, but in the end, he let out a sigh. He brushed back his short silver hair and exhaled deeply.

โ€ฆโ€ฆ?

He seems to be struggling to say something. Thatโ€™s unusual for him. Even at my matchmaking meeting, he got straight to the point right awayโ€”is this really that hard to put into words?

โ€œIf my presence makes it difficult for you to speak, Iโ€™ll step out.โ€

โ€œAh, no. You may stay.โ€

Showing consideration for Iris, Father shook his head gently from side to side, declining the offer.

โ€œI suppose so.โ€

My father closed his eyes.

When he opened them again, as if steeled for what was to come, his gaze was no longer wavering as it had been moments ago; he looked straight at me.

โ€œLucian.โ€

โ€œYes.โ€

โ€œโ€•โ€•Do you intend to inherit the title?โ€

โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ.

โ€œHuh?โ€

ใ€€ใ€€โ—†ใ€€โ—†ใ€€โ—†

What on earth is this man talking about?

Between this and the arranged marriage with the princess, Iโ€™d been thinking heโ€™d been saying some pretty outlandish things lately. Going back and forth between the royal castle and his own domain. Has his brain finally given out from exhaustion and stress?

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆIโ€™ll go get a doctor.โ€

โ€œIโ€™m perfectly fine.โ€

โ€œThat makes it even worse.โ€

If anything, I wished this were just a cruel joke.

I glanced at Iris. Her eyelids, usually drooping with sleepiness, were wide open. It seemed even the fearless Iris had been taken aback by this story.

As the person at the center of this, I was even more shocked, and honestly, Iโ€™m not at peace.

It felt like a hand caked with sand had roughly brushed against the surface of my heart.

โ€œPlease, just let this be a joke.โ€

โ€œThat wonโ€™t do.โ€

My father stopped me as I tried to end the conversation.

โ€œIf Lucian is to formally marry Her Royal Highness Princess Iris in the future, we need to consider such matters.โ€

โ€œWe arenโ€™t even engaged yet.โ€

โ€œItโ€™s a โ€˜what if.โ€™ Iโ€™m merely discussing the possibility.โ€

Whether it was a possibility or not, I didnโ€™t want it to happen.

โ€œHer Royal Highness Princess Iris is the third princess of the kingdom. Normally, itโ€™s customary for her to marry into a powerful noble family within the kingdom or to royalty in another country. While there are precedents for her marrying down to a viscountโ€ฆ itโ€™s highly unlikely sheโ€™d marry a third son who isnโ€™t even an heir.โ€

Thatโ€™s true.

Iโ€™m a member of a viscountโ€™s family, but if I donโ€™t inherit the headship, once I leave the family home, my status isnโ€™t much different from that of a commoner. Of course, there are jobs only available to nobles, and civil servants working at the royal palace are prime examples.

I can rely on my noble family, and in the truest sense, Iโ€™m not the same as a commoner, but even so, Iโ€™m not of a rank that allows me to marry a princess.

I know that. Or rather, I knew it.

โ€œYou know that perfectly well, donโ€™t you?โ€

Itโ€™s a given.

From the moment the arranged marriage was proposed.

Whether it goes through or not, whether we actually get married or not, is a separate issue. I knew that from the start, and if it werenโ€™t acceptable, the match wouldnโ€™t have been arranged in the first place, even if it was just to make up the numbers.

My position, Irisโ€™s position.

This is the reality, taking all of that into account, so why is Father bringing it up again now?

โ€œI understand what youโ€™re trying to say. But now that marriage is becoming a real possibility, Iโ€™m saying we should prepare for that scenario.โ€

โ€œIt isnโ€™t becoming a possibility, is it?โ€

โ€œEven though weโ€™re living together like this?โ€

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆWell, thatโ€™sโ€ฆโ€

Thatโ€™s it, isnโ€™t it?

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆBecause I couldnโ€™t refuse.โ€

โ€œWhether you consented or not, if youโ€™ve had a physical relationship, you should take responsibility as a man.โ€

โ€œThatโ€™s not what Iโ€™m talking about!โ€

My language slips out before I can stop it.

How dare he say something thatโ€™s practically a dirty joke right in front of the princess.

โ€œItโ€™s not a firm commitment, but you need to be mentally prepared. Iโ€™ll talk to your two older brothers about this later, but you should think it over tooโ€ฆ? Lucian? Whatโ€™s wrong? Why did you suddenly stand up?โ€

โ€œWellโ€ฆ how should I put this?โ€

I get it.

I understand that, given the situation, it was necessary to have this conversation. I get that, but whether I can accept it is a whole other matter.

Iโ€™m partly to blame for letting things get carried away and letting him bring up that kind of topic.

But you know what?

Setting aside questions of legitimacy or necessity.

For Father to tell me now to succeed himโ€”ah, really. Itโ€™s infuriating beyond belief.

โ€œL-Lucian?โ€

Perhaps sensing something off about me, my fatherโ€™s expression hardens, but I give him a gentle smile.

With a beaming grin, I raise my fistโ€”

ใ€€ใ€€โ—‡ใ€€โ—‡ใ€€โ—‡

โ€œโ€”โ€”Ha ha ha ha ha! Viscount Magnolia, whatโ€™s with that face!? Are you a raccoon dog in disguise? H-ha ha ha!โ€

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆYouโ€™re laughing too much, Your Majesty.โ€

A room in the royal castle.

I had come to the castle to report to His Majesty regarding Lucian and Her Royal Highness Princess Iris, but the moment I was granted an audience, he burst out laughing.

A distinct bruise was clearly visible around my right eye.

If someone laughs at that, comparing it to a raccoon dog, even His Majesty would be put out. I felt like pursing my lips in a sulk.

Damn you, Lucian. I will not forgive you.


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