Episode 37 – Cheating 2


Mob Character Reincarnation Loner: As a Result of Supporting the Heroine Who Had Been Rejected, I Ended up Being the Recipient of Her Heavy Emotions…


Sunday night.

I laid out snacks and cola on the table.

It was 9 o’clock. I’d eaten dinner, taken a bath, and was fully prepared for school.

In other words, it was prime time before bed.

Now then, should I play a game or lazily watch some game commentary videos?

Nah, I should probably binge-watch that series I’ve been curious aboutโ€”โ€˜The Classmate Living Upstairs in My Apartment Building Who Surprisingly Does Naughty Things When You Ask Herโ€™โ€”

Ding-dong

The doorbell rang right at the opening title screen.

Huh? Who could it be at this hour? My golden time isโ€ฆ

Ding-dong

Ding-dong

Ping-pong

Ping-pong-ping-pong.

โ€ฆThis ping-pong barrage has to be Tsukimi-san.

Oh well. Might as well answer it.

Wondering what she wanted, I opened the door to find Tsukimi-san in her usual home mode.

โ€œโ€ฆHi.โ€

โ€œWhat’s up, Tsukimi-san? Need something?โ€

Tsukimi-san looked slightly awkward, or rather, troubled.

โ€œI thought I should return thisโ€ฆโ€

She looked away and pulled a handkerchief from her hoodie pocket. Unfolding it revealed my spare room key.

โ€œHuh? Why? You don’t have to return itโ€ฆโ€

I mean, you’ve been coming over almost every weekend latelyโ€ฆ

โ€œThat’s not really an optionโ€ฆ You have a girlfriend named Misuzu, after all.โ€

โ€œHuh? Didn’t you hear from Serizawa-san?โ€

โ€œHuh?โ€

Huh?

This reactionโ€ฆ Could it be that Tsukimi-san doesn’t know about the โ€˜fake girlfriendโ€™ situation?

Damn. I totally assumed she explained the situation to Hiyori and Tsukimi-san.

No wayโ€ฆ she hadn’t explained anything at allโ€ฆ!!

โ€œโ€ฆWhat? Is something wrong?โ€

โ€œHuh? Noโ€ฆ umโ€ฆ nothing’s wrong, okay? Misuzu and I are dating. That’s all. Oh, I’ll take the key!โ€

I hastily retrieved the spare key from Tsukimi-san.

โ€œโ€ฆIrie, you should work on that habit of looking away when you lie.โ€

โ€œHuh? Lie? Dammit!โ€

โ€œLie.โ€

Tsukimi-san stared at me with a deadpan expression, clearly exasperated.

โ€ฆI’d been called out.

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€

โ€œExplanation, please.โ€

โ€œYesโ€ฆโ€

I explained to Tsukimi-san that Serizawa had received an arranged marriage proposal, and I’d become her โ€˜fake boyfriendโ€™ as a cover.

โ€œI see, so that’s what it wasโ€ฆ Hmm.โ€

Tsukimi-san nodded in understanding and held out her right hand to me again.

โ€œUmโ€ฆ?โ€

โ€œGive me back that key. It’s mine.โ€

โ€œEh, ah, yesโ€ฆโ€

It’s my keyโ€ฆ but wait, did I transfer ownership to Tsukimi-san?

Once again, the spare key to my house passed into Tsukimi-san’s hand.

Tsukimi accepted it through her handkerchief, nodded contentedly, and tucked it into her hoodie pocket.

โ€œHey, move. I can’t get inside like this.โ€

โ€œOh, sorryโ€ฆ Wait, huh? Why are you inside my house!?โ€

โ€œCome to think of it, I couldn’t quite defeat the boss in that game we played the other day.โ€

“No, this is badโ€ฆ! ! I’m cheating!! I’m gonna get killed!!”

โ€œSo what if you get killed? Womanizers should be wiped off the face of the earth.โ€

That’s harshโ€ฆ I haven’t seduced a single soul.

โ€œOr whatโ€ฆ? You’re gonna cheat with me? Gross.โ€

โ€œEh, no, I didn’t mean toโ€ฆโ€

โ€œThen it’s fine. No one’ll find out anyway.โ€

Outmaneuvered by Tsukimi-san, I ended up letting her in.

Huh? Feels like I’m forgetting somethingโ€ฆ

โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ

Following Tsukimi-san into the living room, I saw the title screen of โ€˜That Time I Begged My Classmate Living Upstairs in the Same Building, and She Surprisingly Let Me Do Naughty Thingsโ€™ displayed on the big TV screen.

And Tsukimi-san, staring at that title screen.

Shit. I totally forgot it was paused!!

Cold sweat wouldn’t stop. The air thick with tension. It felt like the tension when someone finds your dirty books.

I braced myself for insults like โ€œpervertโ€ or โ€œdie,โ€ but an unexpected phrase came flying at me.

โ€œWhat are you standing there for? Want to sit next to me?โ€

โ€œHuh? Oh, sure.โ€

Huh? What? She’s totally normal?

Tsukimi didn’t even comment on the title, โ€˜The Case of the Classmate Living Upstairs in the Same Apartment Building Who Surprisingly Lets You Do Naughty Things If You Ask Nicelyโ€™. She just switched to the game.

โ€œYou’ve got snacks and Coke. Can I have some?โ€

โ€œAh, yeah. Sure, I guessโ€ฆโ€

โ€œWhatโ€ฆ?โ€

โ€œAh, noโ€ฆ I thought you’d just ignore what happened earlier.โ€

โ€œThat? It’s just a slightly erotic anime, right? I’m not going to back off over something like this now. I know you watch stuff way worse than that.โ€

โ€œOhโ€ฆ That’s goodโ€ฆ Huh?โ€

Hold on a sec. Stuff way worse than this?

D-does that mean she knows about that thing?

โ€œBehind the carpet. The password is the birthday of your favorite character from the anime you’ve been watching lately.โ€

Shit, she knows everythingโ€ฆ!!

โ€œHow did you knowโ€ฆ!?โ€

โ€œI’ve been cleaning this room lately.โ€

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€

โ€œWant me to tell you what you’ve been into lately too?โ€

โ€œโ€ฆPlease don’t. I beg you.โ€

I might never be able to hold my head up around Tsukimi-san again.


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