Mob Character Reincarnation Loner: As a Result of Supporting the Heroine Who Had Been Rejected, I Ended up Being the Recipient of Her Heavy Emotions…
Sunday night.
I laid out snacks and cola on the table.
It was 9 o’clock. I’d eaten dinner, taken a bath, and was fully prepared for school.
In other words, it was prime time before bed.
Now then, should I play a game or lazily watch some game commentary videos?
Nah, I should probably binge-watch that series I’ve been curious aboutโโThe Classmate Living Upstairs in My Apartment Building Who Surprisingly Does Naughty Things When You Ask Herโโ
Ding-dong
The doorbell rang right at the opening title screen.
Huh? Who could it be at this hour? My golden time isโฆ
Ding-dong
Ding-dong
Ping-pong
Ping-pong-ping-pong.
โฆThis ping-pong barrage has to be Tsukimi-san.
Oh well. Might as well answer it.
Wondering what she wanted, I opened the door to find Tsukimi-san in her usual home mode.
โโฆHi.โ
โWhat’s up, Tsukimi-san? Need something?โ
Tsukimi-san looked slightly awkward, or rather, troubled.
โI thought I should return thisโฆโ
She looked away and pulled a handkerchief from her hoodie pocket. Unfolding it revealed my spare room key.
โHuh? Why? You don’t have to return itโฆโ
I mean, you’ve been coming over almost every weekend latelyโฆ
โThat’s not really an optionโฆ You have a girlfriend named Misuzu, after all.โ
โHuh? Didn’t you hear from Serizawa-san?โ
โHuh?โ
Huh?
This reactionโฆ Could it be that Tsukimi-san doesn’t know about the โfake girlfriendโ situation?
Damn. I totally assumed she explained the situation to Hiyori and Tsukimi-san.
No wayโฆ she hadn’t explained anything at allโฆ!!
โโฆWhat? Is something wrong?โ
โHuh? Noโฆ umโฆ nothing’s wrong, okay? Misuzu and I are dating. That’s all. Oh, I’ll take the key!โ
I hastily retrieved the spare key from Tsukimi-san.
โโฆIrie, you should work on that habit of looking away when you lie.โ
โHuh? Lie? Dammit!โ
โLie.โ
Tsukimi-san stared at me with a deadpan expression, clearly exasperated.
โฆI’d been called out.
โโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโ
โโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโ
โExplanation, please.โ
โYesโฆโ
I explained to Tsukimi-san that Serizawa had received an arranged marriage proposal, and I’d become her โfake boyfriendโ as a cover.
โI see, so that’s what it wasโฆ Hmm.โ
Tsukimi-san nodded in understanding and held out her right hand to me again.
โUmโฆ?โ
โGive me back that key. It’s mine.โ
โEh, ah, yesโฆโ
It’s my keyโฆ but wait, did I transfer ownership to Tsukimi-san?
Once again, the spare key to my house passed into Tsukimi-san’s hand.
Tsukimi accepted it through her handkerchief, nodded contentedly, and tucked it into her hoodie pocket.
โHey, move. I can’t get inside like this.โ
โOh, sorryโฆ Wait, huh? Why are you inside my house!?โ
โCome to think of it, I couldn’t quite defeat the boss in that game we played the other day.โ
“No, this is badโฆ! ! I’m cheating!! I’m gonna get killed!!”
โSo what if you get killed? Womanizers should be wiped off the face of the earth.โ
That’s harshโฆ I haven’t seduced a single soul.
โOr whatโฆ? You’re gonna cheat with me? Gross.โ
โEh, no, I didn’t mean toโฆโ
โThen it’s fine. No one’ll find out anyway.โ
Outmaneuvered by Tsukimi-san, I ended up letting her in.
Huh? Feels like I’m forgetting somethingโฆ
โฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ
Following Tsukimi-san into the living room, I saw the title screen of โThat Time I Begged My Classmate Living Upstairs in the Same Building, and She Surprisingly Let Me Do Naughty Thingsโ displayed on the big TV screen.
And Tsukimi-san, staring at that title screen.
Shit. I totally forgot it was paused!!
Cold sweat wouldn’t stop. The air thick with tension. It felt like the tension when someone finds your dirty books.
I braced myself for insults like โpervertโ or โdie,โ but an unexpected phrase came flying at me.
โWhat are you standing there for? Want to sit next to me?โ
โHuh? Oh, sure.โ
Huh? What? She’s totally normal?
Tsukimi didn’t even comment on the title, โThe Case of the Classmate Living Upstairs in the Same Apartment Building Who Surprisingly Lets You Do Naughty Things If You Ask Nicelyโ. She just switched to the game.
โYou’ve got snacks and Coke. Can I have some?โ
โAh, yeah. Sure, I guessโฆโ
โWhatโฆ?โ
โAh, noโฆ I thought you’d just ignore what happened earlier.โ
โThat? It’s just a slightly erotic anime, right? I’m not going to back off over something like this now. I know you watch stuff way worse than that.โ
โOhโฆ That’s goodโฆ Huh?โ
Hold on a sec. Stuff way worse than this?
D-does that mean she knows about that thing?
โBehind the carpet. The password is the birthday of your favorite character from the anime you’ve been watching lately.โ
Shit, she knows everythingโฆ!!
โHow did you knowโฆ!?โ
โI’ve been cleaning this room lately.โ
โโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโ
โWant me to tell you what you’ve been into lately too?โ
โโฆPlease don’t. I beg you.โ
I might never be able to hold my head up around Tsukimi-san again.