Episode 49 – Summer Vacation


Mob Character Reincarnation Loner: As a Result of Supporting the Heroine Who Had Been Rejected, I Ended up Being the Recipient of Her Heavy Emotions…


The first day of summer vacation. I wake up to the smell of breakfast.

โ€œYouโ€™re finally up. Go wash your face quickly. Breakfast will be ready in a minute.โ€

โ€œOkayโ€ฆโ€

I wash my face in the bathroom while answering Tsukimi, whoโ€™s in the kitchen making breakfast, yawning all the while.

โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆWhy is Tsukimi in my room first thing in the morning?

I stare intently at my reflection in the mirror, trying to recall yesterdayโ€™s events.

Thatโ€™s right. I showed off the Switch 2 Iโ€™d managed to snag, and Tsukimi came over to my room immediatelyโ€”and we ended up staying up all night.

โ€ฆโ€ฆIt was quite a steamy night.

I never thought our friendship would actually be on the verge of falling apart. Seriously, video games are terrifying.

โ€œBreakfast is ready, you know~โ€

โ€œO-okay.โ€

Prompted by her, I head to the living room, sit down at the table, and eat breakfast with Tsukimi.

โ€œOh, Iโ€™m going back to my parentsโ€™ house.โ€

โ€œHuh? Oh, yeah.โ€

Sheโ€™s starting to sound like a wife on the verge of divorce.ใ€€

Does she not like that I took away that legendary machine she worked so hard to buildโ€ฆ?

โ€œItโ€™s just for Obon. Itโ€™s only about three days, so donโ€™t slack off on cleaning and folding the laundry.โ€

โ€œOh, I see. Got it. Have a good time.โ€

When I said that casually, Tsukimi-san furrowed her brow and stared at me with a rather awkward expression.

โ€œโ€ฆThat exchange just now felt like something a married couple would say, and I donโ€™t like it.โ€

Youโ€™re the one who started itโ€ฆ

โ€œUmโ€ฆ have you told Hiyori and Misuzu too? About going back to your parentsโ€™ house?โ€

โ€œI didnโ€™t tell them. We havenโ€™t made any plans to hang out during Obon, so thereโ€™s no need for me to bring it up.โ€

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆHuh? Then why did you tell me?โ€

Iโ€™ve given Tsukimi a spare key to this room, and since she sometimes drops by here unexpectedly, honestly, thereโ€™s no need for her to tell me this either.

โ€œWhy? Well, thatโ€™sโ€ฆโ€

Perhaps Tsukimi was thinking the same thing, because she fell silent, deep in thought.

โ€œW-well, I just felt like I had to say something.โ€

Tsukimi gulped down her miso soup, as if trying to cover something up.

โ€œSpeaking of which, how are things with Misuzu lately? Are you two โ€˜pretendโ€™ lovers now? It doesnโ€™t seem like much has changed at school, thoughโ€ฆโ€

โ€œAh, yeah. Weโ€™re planning to go on a โ€˜pretendโ€™ date soon.โ€

โ€œHuh? Where are you going?โ€

โ€œUmโ€ฆ Weโ€™re going to the โ€˜Poop Museumโ€™.โ€

โ€œWhat kind of shitty choice is that?โ€

โ€œJust because itโ€™s โ€˜poopโ€™?โ€ I thought to myself, but decided not to say it out loud. Iโ€™d get kicked in the face.

โ€œHuh? Did you suggest that?โ€

โ€œYeah. Misuzu was super happy about it.โ€

โ€œHuh? Thereโ€™s no wayโ€ฆ wait, actually, thatโ€™s totally Misuzuโ€ฆโ€

Just to be safe, Iโ€™d also suggested places like an aquarium or an amusement park, but the Poop Museum was her only choice.

โ€œArenโ€™t we running out of time?โ€

โ€œOh, youโ€™re right.โ€

After Tsukimi pointed that out, I hurriedly finished breakfast. I frantically changed into my uniform, grabbed my bag, and put on my shoes.

โ€œWell then, Iโ€™m off.โ€

โ€œHave a good trip.โ€

With Tsukimi-san seeing me off, I opened the front door.

Come to think of it, Tsukimi-san is going back to her parentsโ€™ houseโ€ฆ Iโ€™m going to miss her a little.

โ€ฆOf course, Irie Bungaku has parents too. Weโ€™ve exchanged messages a few times, but we still havenโ€™t actually met in person.

I wonder if weโ€™ll get to meet during summer break?

โ€œOh, Bun-kun, good morning!โ€

โ€œGood morning.โ€

I meet up with Hiyori at our usual spot, and we head to school together.

โ€œBun-kun. Letโ€™s do our best together starting today!โ€

Hiyoriโ€™s energy is unusually high. Usually, this kind of thing would make you feel down, Iโ€™d thinkโ€ฆ

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆIf I happen to doze off during class, wake me up, okay?โ€

โ€œYou do look kind of sleepy, Bun-kun. Did you stay up late last night?โ€

โ€œI got so into a game that I didnโ€™t notice the sun had risen.โ€

Iโ€™m not lying. Iโ€™m not.

โ€œHaha, donโ€™t overdo it, okay? Oh, right. About that summer festival the library mentioned? Itโ€™s happening right nearby on the last day of summer break! I heard thereโ€™ll be fireworks too!โ€

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆFireworks? A festival?โ€

Iโ€™m a tankobon fan of Tenichi, and the tankobon ended with Tenma and Ichika kissing against the backdrop of fireworks at the summer festival.

โ€ฆโ€ฆIf Hiyori happened to stumble upon a scene like thatโ€ฆ wouldnโ€™t her brain get shattered into pieces all over again!?

โ€œUmโ€ฆ maybe we should skip the festival after all? Itโ€™ll be crowded.โ€

โ€œEhh!! Letโ€™s go to the summer festival!! I couldnโ€™t go last year. Thereโ€™s so much I want to eat, like candy apples and grilled beef skewers. And I really want to see the fireworks too!โ€

Guhโ€ฆ Hiyori, youโ€™re totally set on going.

โ€œWellโ€ฆ but. Itโ€™s the last day of summer vacation.โ€

โ€œMmm, whatever. Worst case, Iโ€™ll just go by myself.โ€

โ€œN-no way!! If Hiyoriโ€™s going alone, Iโ€™m definitely going with her!โ€

โ€œO-ohโ€ฆ Iโ€™m surprised you reacted so strongly. Anyway, Iโ€™ll go ask Mii-chan and Hoshino-chan.โ€

โ€œGot it.โ€

Well, if the usual four of us go, there shouldnโ€™t be any problems.

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆHey, listen? What if Mii-chan and Hoshino canโ€™t make it? Are we justโ€ฆ going to go by ourselves?โ€

โ€œWeโ€™re going.โ€

โ€œH-hey? Eh? Oh, y-youโ€™re actually going? O-okay. Eh? Is it okay with Mii-chan? Wonโ€™t she get mad?โ€

โ€œEither way, my fake relationship with Serizawa-san will probably end by the time summer vacationโ€™s over. Worst case, Iโ€™ll do whatever it takesโ€”even if it means groveling on my kneesโ€”to make it work.โ€

โ€œYouโ€™reโ€ฆ going that far!?โ€

โ€œIโ€™m going that far.โ€

Honestly, a third brain-shattering experience would be way too cruel. I have to do something to stop it.

Just as I was making a small vow in my heart, my phone rang.

The message was from Misuzu.

[Emergency help. Contact me as soon as tutoring ends.]

Huh? Did something happen?

[Mom and Dad are inviting Bungaku over for dinner tonight. In other words, the Serizawa family is hosting a family meeting and inviting Bungaku. Can you make it tonight?]


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