Volume 2 Episode 16 – Enjoy a special sauna experience with someone special in a completely private space


The Gal Next to Me Is Trying Too Hard to Make Me Fall in Love With Her


After dinner, Amagi-san took me to the planetarium.

We enjoyed the special Christmas show, then walked along the night streets saying things like, โ€œThat was amazing!โ€

โ€œIt’s getting pretty late, but where are we going next?โ€

It was past nine in the evening.

It was about time to head home, but her feet still wouldn’t turn toward her house.

โ€œHehehe! Next is a place worthy of capping off this first date!โ€

โ€œโ€ฆJust, just to confirm, it’s not some weird place, right?โ€

โ€œWeird place?โ€

โ€œSo, likeโ€ฆ a love hotel, or somethingโ€ฆ?โ€

โ€œHuh? Saeki, you want to go to a place like that with me? You little pervertโ™กโ€

โ€œNo, no, stop making it sound like I suggested it!?โ€

โ€œRelax. I’ll do anything to make Saeki fall for me, but it can’t be anything that counts as an improper relationship, okay? Got it!โ€

โ€œThenโ€ฆ where exactlyโ€ฆ?โ€

Amagi-san glanced sideways at me and snorted smugly.

โ€œThe sauna!โ€

โ€œโ€ฆHuh?โ€

โ€œThe sauna! Don’t you know? It’s a super hot place!โ€

โ€œI know what a sauna isโ€ฆ butโ€ฆ why?โ€

โ€œSo we can sweat out all the fatigue from this past year! Come back feeling refreshed and clean, then get a good night’s sleep! We’ve got school tomorrow, after all!โ€

โ€œH-huhโ€ฆ?โ€

The finale of our first dateโ€”a Christmas date, no lessโ€”is a sauna.

For Amagi-san, who’s usually all-in on making me fall for her, this choice is utterly baffling.

โ€ฆAh, maybe it’s that?

The couple roleplay we did before. Back then, she said she’d make me fall for her by healing me. Maybe this is the same idea.

Or maybe going to a sauna at the end of a date is actually pretty common, and I just didn’t know?

I don’t really get it, but if it’s not some kind of seduction tactic, I guess it’s fine.

A saunaโ€ฆ I haven’t been to one much, so I’m kinda looking forward to it.

โ€œWe’re here! This is it!โ€

โ€œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€

We stopped in front of a building.

It was undeniably, refreshingly obvious to anyone who saw itโ€”

โ€œCome on, let’s go!โ€

โ€œโ€ฆI’m going home.โ€

โ€œWh-why!? We came all this way!โ€

โ€œThere’s no โ€˜whateverโ€™ about it! You know the reason, right!?โ€

A chic exterior dominated by black.

The sign boldly displayed the three characters: โ€œRest Area.โ€

Even someone unfamiliar with saunas like me could tell this wasn’t one.

โ€œThis place is clearly a love hotel, isn’t it!? No way, absolutely not!! The moment we step inside together, that’s already improper relations with the opposite sex!!โ€

โ€œHuh? Then let me ask you this: if it’s raining and we’re both soaked to the bone, and we need to shower and change quickly or we’ll get sickโ€”does going into a love hotel then become improper relations? Doesn’t that sound ridiculous?โ€

She fired back with a plausible-sounding argument in no time, and I was impressedโ€”this girl really is smart.

โ€ฆWait, no, no. But that doesn’t mean it’s okay to just go in like this.

โ€œFirst off, I followed you because you said we were going to a sauna!? But this is a love hotel, right!?โ€

โ€œHuh? Did I ever say we weren’t going to a love hotel?โ€

โ€œYou didโ€”โ€ฆ No, you didn’t.โ€

She did say we were going to a sauna, but she never explicitly said we weren’t going to a love hotel.

She’s sharp, or somethingโ€ฆ Using that kind of quick thinking for this feels like it might be against some law or other.

โ€œYou didn’t say it, but that doesn’t make this okay! I’m leaving! Trying to trick me in here like this is awful!โ€

โ€œAhโ€” wait a sec! Look at this, see? This!โ€

She showed me her phone screen.

Displayed was the homepage of the love hotel right in front of us.

โ€œA completely private space for a special sauna experience with your loved oneโ€โ€ฆ Huh?

There’s a sauna? In a love hotelโ€ฆ?

โ€œSee?! I wasn’t lying!โ€

โ€œWellโ€ฆ I guessโ€ฆ? But mixed bathing is bad! We don’t even have swimsuits!โ€

โ€œMixed bathing is common in German saunas, and it’s totally fine for us!โ€

โ€œThis is Japan!!โ€

โ€œWe’ll wrap towels properly and won’t do anything weird, okay? Still no? I booked this ages agoโ€ฆ I was really looking forward to itโ€ฆโ€

Amagi-san looked down, her expression drooping.

Her face looked so genuinely disappointed, I couldn’t bear to watchโ€ฆ A pain like being gouged struck my chest. A cold sweat broke out from the overwhelming guilt.

โ€œBesides, didn’t you say you’d go anywhere on a date, Saeki? You call me a liar, but it’s okay for you to lie?โ€

โ€œGo anywhereโ€ฆ?โ€

I tilted my head, searching my memory, digging through the roots.

Soon, I found it.

[Datesโ€ฆ I-I understand. If you’re okay waiting until I have a little more money, I’ll go anywhere with you.]

That night, when I gave her a present because I wanted to support Amagi-san.

As we parted, I definitely said that to her. Oh man, I actually said itโ€ฆ

โ€œโ€ฆR-really? Just the sauna?โ€

โ€œThat’s what I said from the start.โ€

โ€œIf you try anything weirdโ€ฆ I’m leaving right then and there, okay?โ€

โ€œI know that!โ€

She puffed out her chest proudly.

I couldn’t trust her at all, but since I’d promised to go anywhere with her, I had no choice but to go.

โ€œWell, if that’s how it isโ€ฆโ€

She gave a shallow nod, then triumphantly took my hand and started walking.


Maiban


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